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Report: Tyson has been eating way too many children

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Glad to see Iron Mike came prepared with the tissue just in case the girl ran off and he ended up by himself.

Mike Tyson — Heavyweight  (TMZ)

28 Comments

  1. Capt. Stubing

    May 20, 2008 at 10:23 am

    That’s actually Eddie Murphy in a fat suit filming the next Nutty Professor movie.

  2. Justin

    May 20, 2008 at 10:49 am

    I guess the Kimbo fight is off?

  3. Von Kaiser

    May 20, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Why did he have to eat King Hippo?

    http://www.leonardite.com/wvba/kinghippo.html

  4. jnr98

    May 20, 2008 at 11:15 am

    yet for some reason, reasonably sane/attractive women still want to be near this guy. go figure. rape, brutality, facial tattoos, a 3rd trimester gut… they all love that.

  5. Zen Wizard

    May 20, 2008 at 11:30 am

    I guess he’s been to Fatburger a couple times after the bars closed. (Like I should talk…)

  6. bababooey

    May 20, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    he had holyfield’s kids.

  7. How do you spell retard?

    May 20, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    The pregnant man is old news.

  8. How do you spell retard?

    May 20, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    The pregnant man is old news.

  9. Tyson Chicken

    May 20, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    That corked champagne is strangely targeted right between their heads.

  10. Jay

    May 21, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    That’s not a tissue, he ripped off a piece of her shirt.

  11. sportsbiotch

    May 21, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    Check out the rock on her finger…uh, somebody’s gonna be in troouuuuubllllleee

  12. Frank Blows

    May 21, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Where can I get those 3 liter redbulls?

  13. Ethanator1088

    May 22, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Get in my Belly!

  14. RobinFiveWords

    May 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    Headline of the year.

  15. samwise2206

    May 23, 2008 at 2:45 am

    she wouldnt last three minutes underneath that massive belly.

  16. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    May 23, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    another graduate at the Derrick “Donuts” Coleman University

    it would be nice to see some tatoos on his belly, they must look doubled

  17. mum

    August 19, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    you all shold respect him he was the kid dynamyt

  18. TiRock

    September 28, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Wholly shit, talk about fat! Does anyone have any recent photos of the lard! He used to be the s@$%!

  19. tamtam

    September 28, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    mike tyson is a scary SOB!! how did that woman even have the guts to get NEAR him??!!

  20. gogsy

    December 13, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    come on guys abd gals go easy on mike. the youngest and in my opinion the best eva, better than ali, lewis foreman all of them, tyson let boxing and fake friends ruin his life goid gave him the body of a bull and the mind of a child, he is my hero, take care mike, i hope you have found some happiness now bro.

  21. m

    December 18, 2008 at 10:33 pm

    FAT FUCKER

  22. JJ D.O.C

    December 20, 2008 at 9:13 pm

    tyson needs to head back to the gym

  23. man on fire

    January 21, 2009 at 8:00 am

    all of u should just shut tha fuck up none of u is better than hin so stop that bullshit and go fuck ur mamas

    MIKE IS THE BEST BOXER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. peter

    March 18, 2009 at 10:44 pm

    i like u

  25. peter

    March 18, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    Hu, father , how are you

  26. Nigel

    August 5, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    dude he has an obesity problem that runs in his family…not his fault…when ur not training the way he did…u get like that with common genetic problems

  27. do

    October 28, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    LEGEND TYSON

  28. do 1

    April 5, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    he”s had his tyms no 1 could be like him now he’s just enjoying life

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