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Sports celebrity sightings of the week

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The always intense Piston Honda takes in game 5 action of the Cavs-Celtics series in Boston.  The stubborn boxer told our flack he’s still boycotting Pistons games after the controversial logo snub in 1997 when they redesigned their uniforms.

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Expert NBA analyst Hubie Brown takes a break from the TNT booth for a brisk walk with an ogling Jennifer Aniston, yet still found himself announcing.  Brown was overheard saying, "So you’re Jennifer Aniston and you’re walking with Hubie Brown and his
great dog, what you’re expected to do here if you’re Jennifer Aniston is…"

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ESPN stud football analyst John Clayton hams it up at yet another top secret fashion show in Miami.  Only surprise here is there’s only one hand in the running to claim territory on Clayton’s crotch.

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Former world heavyweight champion Soda Popinski spotted being stopped by airport security for being inebriated, this time at JFK.  Popinski was in town to kick Peter McNeely’s ass.

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Notoriously unstable Clippers forward Chris Kaman, on the verge of another meltdown shortly after being denied entrance at a sheik chic L.A. nightspot, finds rare comfort in fellow Orc Amy Winehouse.

8 Comments

  1. Bald Bull

    May 15, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Classic Popinski, that lunatic boxes drunk too.

  2. Da Gusha

    May 15, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    You spelled ‘chic’ wrong. And Amy Winehouse is in fact an Uruk’Hai.

    Where the hell is Super Macho Man?

  3. King Hippo

    May 15, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Kaman’s gotta lay off the meds.

  4. Soy

    May 15, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    What meds? He got high off the fumes wafting out of Winehouse’s pores.

  5. SSReporters

    May 16, 2008 at 10:04 am

    Brown works for ESPN, not TNT.

  6. Von Kaiser

    May 16, 2008 at 10:22 am

    2nd riveting comment of the post.

  7. charlie

    May 16, 2008 at 10:27 am

    i firmly believe that John Clayton pulls insane ass. you just know he breaks out the Rambis wig when he hits the town.

  8. Stonehands

    May 16, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    Piston Honda can’t believe it, he thinks the ball is going to explode on that guy.

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