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The Spurs would like to introduce you to Larry, Darryl and their other brother Darryl


If the NBA playoffs continue to gift wrap them like this, we’re in for a treat.  Does anyone know what these guys are holding?  Seriously, we don’t know what they’re holding and we’d like to know.

Is this the Spurs purposely unrecognized booster band?  Quite honestly they all look like they specialize in something uniquely creepy, we’re just not sure what that is yet.  The innocent Hornets fan in front of them will learn sooner than we will.

The one on the left is wearing a Tony Parker jersey over his button
down shirt as if this is something we should assume, like only misguided assholes wear
button downs without their favorite jersey over it.  He also seems to think that his reverse mohawk mullet is not embarrassing.

The guy in the center is clearly plotting, and whatever it is, we concur, we’re not about to be at odds with Morton Downey Jr.’s unstable superfan brother.

The guy on the right is gettin’ sweet on the Hornets chick in front of him, so much so that he’s about to tear off his Tim Duncan road jersey to reveal Tim Duncan’s home jersey; he’s that crazy.


  1. jw

    May 20, 2008 at 1:05 am

    You know, I like your blog, but you really need a “Previous Posts” link or something on the bottom of each page. Because there is no way to view posts not on the main page (e.g. older posts) without clicking on the links in “Recent Posts”. But I just want to read the Basketball-related posts. Don’t make me sift through all the other topics. Thanks.

  2. The Sports Hernia

    May 20, 2008 at 8:31 am


    If you’re just looking for the basketball-related posts, go to the top of the left sidebar where it says “In The Blog” and click on “Basketball.” It should go all the way back to the beginning of our basketball archives. Right now it looks like it’s only going back a couple weeks, but that should be fixed shortly.

  3. Stonehands

    May 20, 2008 at 9:53 am

    The guy on the left was in Neverending Story.

  4. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    May 23, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    “He also seems to think that his reverse mohawk mullet is not embarrassing”

    Pure gold.

    (You guys would suggest that I cut mine?)

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