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Wagner’s strong words backed by fearsome style

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It’s been awhile since we’ve actually seen Billy Wagner but now we know why he’s been so cranky lately.  Trying to outstyle a bunch of 40-something sports reporters and knowing damn well it’s not working would get frustrating for anyone.  It’s probably worse knowing that the guy to his direct left, while still with many questions and doubts about his own personal world of fashion, is pretty sure Wagner looks like a moron wearing that thing.

And he’s not alone, wearing a Bluetooth to begin with is still beyond comprehension to most sane people, but at least remind yourself the next time you’re in line behind that guy in Starbucks who’s blabbing loudly on his Bluetooth to make himself sound overly important and ends up ordering an intentionally elaborate coffee, that he simply can’t help himself, he’s a douche just like Billy Wagner.

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A genius look at the Bluetool who wears the Bluetooh  (Zen Wizard)

6 Comments

  1. Zen Wizard

    May 17, 2008 at 11:03 am

    Genius?

    Moi?

    I guess I WILL take this pencil sharpener apart and try to figure out how it works!

  2. JJ

    May 17, 2008 at 11:45 am

    WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT SOMEONE INVENTS SOME KIND OF ELECTRICAL DEVICE THAT YOU COULD POINT AT ANY ASSHOLE THAT HAS ONE OF THESE THING’S HANGING ON THIER
    THAT WOULD SEND A CHARGE THAT WOULD BLOW OUT THIER EAR DRUM!!!

  3. Stonehands

    May 17, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    “Bluetool” = awesome.

    Billy Wagner = douche.

  4. How do you spell retard?

    May 17, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Aren’t a lot of Mets fans Jets fans as well(nice hat)? Billy probably talking to his agent.
    Agent: “Yes Billy, I’m in talks with a team on the fringe of a playoff run that is looking for a closer/someone to destroy their team.”
    Phuckin’ Dbag.

  5. JA

    May 19, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Seriously, A Pats hat?? What exactly does that even mean? Is he trying to send some sort of message? The guy is a tumor.

  6. Truth About It Dot Net

    May 19, 2008 at 11:32 am

    Good god….thank you for calling out that douche.

    It still severely bothers me that people just walk around with their headset in at all times….then came the Pats hat.

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