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A-Rod applauds as Yanks break ground on new team day spa


It was two snaps up in a circle for A-Rod yesterday following the exciting festivities in which Yankees brass announced construction on a state-of-the-art, players only day spa and nail salon, set to be conveniently located adjacent to the team’s locker room at the new Yankee Stadium.

A-Rod, the honorary ribbon cutter who came to the event directly from a manicure, was visibly giddy for the festivities despite a brief moment of uneasiness when he refused to wear a Yankee construction helmet out of fear he might mess up his strategically placed, freshly dyed auburn locks of hair.

New Yankee Stadium to boast a Hard Rock Cafe  (AP)


  1. Upstate Underdog

    June 19, 2008 at 10:52 am

    I want one of those hard hats, and yes to the old broad wearing sunglasses. I’d give her another pearl necklace.

  2. Stonehands

    June 19, 2008 at 11:26 am

    Yeah, seriously, he’s not even wearing his.

    A-Rod is doing an amazing impression of David Alan Grier doing an impression of a gay man.

  3. Zen Wizard

    June 19, 2008 at 11:50 am

    GILF-tastic hott in the middle–

    I can see the connection: Rockers PLAY an axe. Yankee players WEAR AXE (Body Spray.)

    Sounds like a match made in–well, not HEAVEN, but wherever Madison Avenue account execs go when they die…

  4. Upstate Underdog

    June 19, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    I see what you did there Stonehands

  5. jnr98

    June 19, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    I think the guy in the background is preparing to hit ARod over the head with a shovel as soon as he puts on that lameass helmet

  6. How do you spell retard?

    June 19, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    Is that Placido Polanco’s dad on the left?

  7. gerrard sir hornypants

    June 19, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    YES, David Alan Grier reference! all this pic needs is Damon Wayans to complete a Men on Film sketch…

  8. smitty

    June 23, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    You guys are just jealous of his beauty.

  9. Dick Weed

    June 26, 2008 at 1:10 am

    Hated it.

  10. tamtam

    September 21, 2008 at 12:41 am

    a-rod looks so gay…

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