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ESPN commenters continue their zany antics

See, he asked himself a question to drive home the idea that an AL pitcher hitting a grand slam is too wacky to believe without actually witnessing first.  And since Dontrelle Willis is decaying in the minors, he really needs to see it to believe it!

He’s so perplexed by the news that his lethargic ass has reached a state of shock and is incapable of looking up the play on YouTube to watch for himself.  So much so that he was only able to muster up enough energy to post a stupid, pointless comment that fittingly made the front page of ESPN.

Now that’s some good stuff!


Past commenting gems:

Full contact golf zing – 6/4/08
Spurs fans sleeping zing – 5/22/08
New Mexico’s ‘hungry wolves’ zing – 3/5/08
Fist fights, love fest zing – 2/15/08
Marbury Tin-man zing – 1/23/08
Kobe charged zing – 1/11/08
Cowboys ‘Cowgirls’ zing – 12/8/07
Vince Carter zing – 11/12/07
Orioles football zing – 8/23/07


  1. Zen Wizard

    June 24, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    You were expecting the post-WWII halcyon years of the Borscht Belt?

    Or perhaps Lenny Bruce at the Jazz Workshop in 1961?

    I am sorry these jock-sniffers keep letting you down!

    Like any great comedians, maybe they need time to cut their teeth. By “time” I mean like another 50 years…

  2. TBone, TSH

    June 24, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    @Zen Wizard:

    We’ve been hoping for something a little edgier, like “I can’t believe it’s not butter.”

  3. How do you spell retard?

    June 24, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    I’m guessing a HR by an AL pitcher pretty much looks like a home run.

  4. Marv

    June 25, 2008 at 1:56 am

    That post is perhaps the finest tribute to George Carlin that will ever be given.


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