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Imaginative Nadal pretends he’s being ejected from Dark Helmet’s space pod

11 Comments

  1. Upstate Underdog

    June 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    he looks constipated.

  2. Chase of Base

    June 30, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    He needs Dark Helmet’s helmet immediately.

  3. Zen Wizard

    June 30, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    Wish he would sit that still for a while in a chair in Jose Eber’s salon.

  4. Von Kaiser

    June 30, 2008 at 1:57 pm

    What a leeeeegend: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Eber

    I wish he would sit in the Coming to America barbershop for 27 straight hours.

  5. Zen Wizard

    June 30, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    “I am such a legend, my own hair may look like strands of day-old spaghetti in some dirty dish water under a run-over cowboy hat. The price card still begins at $2,000,” Jose’ Eber.

    “His momma named Clay! How come he ain’t named Clay??” That one dude in Coming to America.

  6. jnr98

    June 30, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    “his momma named him Clay, I’m callin’ him Clay” –Arsenio Hall.

    “You never met no martin luther the king”

  7. Zen Wizard

    June 30, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    This site:

    http://www.faniq.com/blog/Tyson-Gay-Called-Tyson-Homosexual-By-Christian-News-Site-Blog-9936

    would have changed Cassius Clay’s name to, “Roman General Useful Mud.”

  8. Zen Wizard

    June 30, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    D’oh!

    They corrected it–the original was here:

    http://www.onenewsnow.com/

  9. Zen Wizard

    June 30, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Their software is broken!

    It should have changed “Marshevet Hooker” to “Marshevet Shameless Prostitute”:

    http://www.onenewsnow.com/AP/Search/Sports/Default.aspx?id=158654

  10. Sports Tsar

    June 30, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Upstate Underdog: You are correct.

    To effectively understand this photo, listen to Jeans Team’s “T.Y.T.T.S.” (Take Your Time To Shit)

  11. tamtam

    October 30, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    looks more like he’s ready to take a massive dump thru his pants and onto the seat

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