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Kobe cements place in history as greatest Jordan fraud of all time

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Kobe’s elimination game performance in Game 6 of the Finals was inspiring enough to remind us of another equally astounding elimination game performance in 1989 when Sixers center Mike Gminski courageously battled the Knicks front line, but mostly himself, coming up short in the end and losing the series 3-0.

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Further proof for those Celtics fans who still insist that Doc Rivers is in fact a CGI creation.

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And a final thanks to the NBA for making us all want to turn our eyeballs into dartboards and completely regret watching a minute of this game.  Wow, only 30 seconds after the Celtics won, a commercial for championship t-shirts designed by someone privy to MS Paint?  Fantastic.  And those are real Celtics fans, right?  I think I saw them at the game.  Nice background, asshats.

9 Comments

  1. Von Kaiser

    June 18, 2008 at 1:13 am

    I would like to punt the heads of each person in that last picture, especially the girl on the right, it’s clear she doesn’t know shit about Celtic basketball.

  2. For Whom Jay Bell Tolls

    June 18, 2008 at 1:49 am

    The one on the left seems to be wincing in pain, she clearly has a broken left arm. The guy in the middle is completely baked, and the one on the right was a backup singer for CeCe Peniston years ago and hasn’t changed her haircut since landing that job. Also Kobe might be able to meet the Queen of England with that face.

  3. Stonehands

    June 18, 2008 at 11:29 am

    The one on left has some weird lookin’ arms, are those Shawn Bradley’s legs?

  4. Zen Wizard

    June 18, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    D’oh! Stonehands et al. beat me to it: I was going to observe the one on the left’s arms–which look more like upside down legs of an Indian yoga master who is also a dwarf.

    Her head is also strangely disembodied–perhaps because the Celtics’ win was a religious experience, and has transformed her into a Hindu god? And the complexion in her face does not match her arms.

    “Where celebrating with your team happens” is also the most scroteastic slogan I have ever heard, if that was in fact a slogan for something.

  5. Mike

    June 18, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Isnt that Tracy Chapman on the Right? You got a Fast Car … I got a ticket to anywhere……

  6. JA

    June 18, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    I thought that was Mrs. Obama

  7. For Whom Jay Bell Tolls

    June 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    Instead of drinking Gatorade on the sidelines, the Celtics apparantly enjoy the finest of the evil slime from the movie “Ghostbusters II”

  8. Nameless

    June 19, 2008 at 4:49 am

    That’s Shaq in the yellow.

  9. Amazing_Happens

    June 19, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    By “greatest” you mean closest to Jordan, right?

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