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Michelle Tafoya’s head has taken over the NBA Finals


What is going on here, did one of Stern’s street soldiers zap Rondo’s head with a shrinking gun or has Michelle Tafoya’s head just turned into a tremendous explosion of auburn lettuce?  My god, you could fit nine Rondo heads in that bulbous salad shooter.

Why does she look so proportionally larger than him?  Andre the Giant interviewing Beetlejuice would look less awkward than this.  She not only looks like she could effortlessly twist a cap off a beer bottle that’s not supposed to be twisted, she looks like she could twist Rondo’s head right off his body.

Bad angle?  Perhaps.  Gargantuan head nonetheless?  Indeed.  Dot Matrix inspired hair-do?  Totally.


  1. Jay

    June 12, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    She looks strangely CGI’ed.

  2. Von Kaiser

    June 13, 2008 at 12:04 am

    I guarantee her wig could cover the hole in the roof at Texas Stadium.

  3. TOWWL

    June 13, 2008 at 12:51 am

    “dot matrix inspired hair-do” lol

  4. JUICE

    June 13, 2008 at 11:31 am


  5. Stonehands

    June 13, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    Manhands has nothing on Michelle Tafoya.

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