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Milton Bradley inspires more stupidity

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We’re a few days late on this but we couldn’t let it pass without mention.  Last week on Max Kellerman’s radio show he discussed and rightfully tore into Milton Bradley’s ironic, "Wow, that guy has problems," reaction to the Yankees signing of the recently released Sidney Ponson. 

In the spirit of his rant, we thought we’d join in the fun and list other athletes who are throwing stones in glass houses.

Shawn Bradley:  "Wow, Manute Bol is a freakin’ rail."

Wade Boggs:  "Wow, Steve Garvey is really horny."

Dante Calabria:  "Wow, Danny Schayes has a lot of shoulder hair."

Avery Johnson:  "Wow, David Beckham’s voice sounds hilarious."

Kyle Orton:  "Wow, Matt Leinart should lay off the booze."

El Guapo:  "Wow, David Wells is fat."

Travis Henry:  "Wow, Shawn Kemp has a lot of kids."

Kobe Bryant:  "Wow, Mike Tyson is a rapist."

Scot Pollard:  "Wow, Olyden Polynice is a wack-o."

Pacman Jones:  "Wow, Javon Walker should stay out of Vegas."

Michael Vick:  "Wow, my brother really knows how to get himself into some shit."

Christian Ronaldo:  "Wow, that Amaechi guy is really gay."

Jason Giambi:  "Wow, that Triple H sure likes his hair wet."

Jose Canseco:  "Wow, Rick Peterson refuses to grow sideburns."

John Daly:  "Wow, that Barkley guy has a gambling problem."

Dick Bavetta:  "Wow, Strom Thurmand is still alive, that guy is old."

12 Comments

  1. fee

    June 24, 2008 at 10:36 am

    “John Daly: “Wow, that Barkley guy has a gambling problem.””

    should be:

    Pete Rose: “Wow, that Barkley guy has a gambling problem.”

  2. Von Kaiser

    June 24, 2008 at 11:04 am

    @fee:

    Yeah, if they’re working off of news from 10 years ago.

  3. Stonehands

    June 24, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Phil Mickelson: “Wow, Ric Flair certainly has let his tits go.”

  4. fee

    June 24, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    @Von Kaiser:

    with the Wade Boggs/Steve Garvey comment i would say they are working off of news from 10+ years ago….. any more dick comments?

  5. Von Kaiser

    June 24, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    @fee:

    Good point, that is a dated one but then again no one in MLB has been able to top their horny betrayals.

    Pete Rose could have also been in the sideburns one.

  6. Zen Wizard

    June 24, 2008 at 4:08 pm

    “Wow, that Sports Hernia Blog sure does make some witty, esoteric, sports referential observations!” The Scores Report.

  7. JA

    June 24, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    Randy Johnson: “Wow, that Kevin Youkilis looks like a piece of trash.”

  8. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    June 24, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    Dan Marino: “Wow, Boomer Esiason has a lot of retarded kids.”

    (I figure I’m already going to hell may as well seal the deal with mundane comments)

  9. Stonehands

    June 24, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    @ForWhomJayBellTolls:

    Awesome.

    Jim Kelly: “Wow, Boomer Esiason and Dan Marino have a lot of retarded kids.”

  10. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    June 25, 2008 at 12:06 am

    Brady Quinn: “Wow, Tom Brady sure does like to suck penis a lot.”

  11. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    June 25, 2008 at 12:12 am

    Alex Rodriguez: “Wow, Bill Buckner was such a clutch player.”

  12. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    June 25, 2008 at 12:14 am

    @Stonehands

    Doug Flutie: “Wow, Jim Kelly, Boomer Esiason, and Dan Marino have a lot of retarded kids.”

    *Good thing I’m not an AFC quarterback, hopefully my offspring will be fine then?

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