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Riley holds last minute workout for O.J. Mayo on yacht

The Hernia mole’s most reliable source (read: some drunk guy at Brother Jimmy’s) has confirmed Heat president Pat Riley flew in O.J. Mayo and the two immediately boarded his yacht via Jet Ski for a top secret workout on his deluxe Nerf court.  Riley watched Mayo go through a series of intense drills as he laid back in a sun chair, dressed only in a robe and giant aviator sunglasses.

The mole is also reporting that Mayo showed up to the workout wearing a replica Riley "slick wig" to impress his possible future boss.

Additionally, everyone is interested in everyone, and everyone sucks.


  1. Zen Wizard

    June 26, 2008 at 6:16 pm

    Keep that guy sauced up because this information is pure gold.

  2. JA

    June 28, 2008 at 9:25 am

    I wanna grow up and be Pat Riley.

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