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Salivating and drooling epidemic at all-time high amongst NBA scouts

Reports of excessive drooling and salivating amongst NBA GM’s, scouts and personnel are at an all-time high this year, with ESPN’s Chad Ford citing an astounding 436 cases in his columns and chats from just this week alone.

The source of the drooling and salivating is not exactly known, but many feel it has to do with either an amazing crop of super-athletic NBA prospects in this years draft, some sort of gland problem caused by the dense humidity in these workout gyms, or a burgeoning undercurrent of homo-eroticism amongst NBA personnel.

The excessive fluid from the drool has caused some unexpected injuries to occur, most notably Donnie Walsh and Kevin McHale both tearing their ACLs while slipping on separate drool puddles in the bleachers during Russel Westbrook’s private workout in Los Angeles.

One Comment

  1. Zen Wizard

    June 26, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    Or maybe they heard Dr. Pavlov ring a bell??

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