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The Yankees Wang has been shelved

We’ve never heard of a shelved Wang, but it sounds god awful.  Best of luck to the Yanks as they begin to play without their Wang.

It’s certainly hard to imagine any more classic quotes coming from Hank without having his coveted Wang around.

Other possibilities for the headline:

MRI reveals Wang’s sprain; no Yanks until September

All goes wrong for Wang just before scoring

Yanks Wangless at inopportune time

Yankees rise short-lived thanks to Wang

Wang fitted with brace

Cashman: We’re nothing without our Wang


  1. Zen Wizard

    June 17, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Viagra as a baseball performance enhancer is not without risks.

    I recommend Detane cream for the slow-balls.

  2. Mad Dog

    June 17, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    Yanks Have No Wang

  3. jnr98

    June 18, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Isn’t whomever replaces Wang essential a dildo? Just askin’…

    Yanks’ Wang Sore

  4. bo

    June 18, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Doctors taking good care of Steinbrenner’s Wang.

  5. CBark

    June 18, 2008 at 11:42 am

    When I heard he got hurt I thought about you guys and what puns you’d make

  6. saucy

    June 18, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Hank upset as Wang is forced into awkward position.

  7. jnr98

    June 18, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Yanks’ Wang in a Splint

  8. Da Gusha

    June 19, 2008 at 2:38 am

    Wang Falls Limp; Yanks Need Assistance

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