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Chase Utley, New Yorker at heart

If Utley ends up winning the home run derby there’s little doubt he’ll give the ‘suck it’ sign to the adoring crowd and then shoot bottle rockets out of his ass, towards the general vicinity of the upper deck.

**Why he sounds like Casey Affleck in Good Will Hunting, we have no idea.**

UPDATE: Redlasso has a clearer version of this video.


  1. Frank

    July 14, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    I heart thee.

  2. Stonehands

    July 15, 2008 at 9:01 am

    Hey, Fack You buddy.

  3. JA

    July 15, 2008 at 9:14 am

    Chase Utley, You are the Man!

  4. How do you spell retard?

    July 15, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    I’m pissed he apologized. Commit, Chase. Your new batting stance should consist of you stomping your non-kicking leg, and once a Mets pitcher [inevitably] plunks you, follow their sweet chin music with some of your own.
    Or the pedigree. Anything but X-Pac’s homoerotic turnbuckle thing.

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