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Chase Utley, New Yorker at heart
- Updated: July 14, 2008
If Utley ends up winning the home run derby there’s little doubt he’ll give the ‘suck it’ sign to the adoring crowd and then shoot bottle rockets out of his ass, towards the general vicinity of the upper deck.
**Why he sounds like Casey Affleck in Good Will Hunting, we have no idea.**
UPDATE: Redlasso has a clearer version of this video.