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Chris Andersen returning to Nuggets as a lesbian


Some minor basketball news today with a bit of a unique twist.  According to the status alert on his ESPN bio page, Chris "the Birdman" Anderson has agreed on a one-year contract that will be bring him back to the Denver Nuggets, this time as a lesbian.

Somewhere in the world, renowned hooping transvestites Jeff Foster, Bonzi Wells and Mike Miller are downright furious, or excited.


  1. zen wizard

    July 24, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    (This thing ate my Comment–oh, well, it sucked anyway.)

  2. kevin c.

    July 25, 2008 at 12:39 am

    the new version of josh hamilton in NBA form???

  3. Spectacular Sam

    July 25, 2008 at 4:14 pm


  4. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    July 29, 2008 at 2:49 am

    This guy would have been awesome on NBA Jam

  5. Reda

    September 23, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Is that really the best reporting you can do is talk about a typo rather than the amazing talent this young man has and what an incredible comeback story this may one day become?

  6. homerfu

    May 23, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    “what an incredible comeback story this may one day become?”

    HAS become.

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