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Clark Griswald’s lawn ornament makes appearance at Rays-Sox game

Rays_sweep_red_soxDoes this gentleman plan on plugging this thing in?  He should’ve just brought something simple like this, much easier to carry along, plus he wouldn’t of had to sit there like an idiot blowing it up while shouting to anyone that would listen, "say, you know this is my first Rays game, right?"

Is it even a broom?  Maybe it’s a tampon.

It kind of looks like an oversized candle someone might have on their lawn during the holidays, he certainly appears to be jolly enough.  He looks like he’s singing "Deck the Halls" and having the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin’ Kaye .

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