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Clark Griswald’s lawn ornament makes appearance at Rays-Sox game

Rays_sweep_red_soxDoes this gentleman plan on plugging this thing in?  He should’ve just brought something simple like this, much easier to carry along, plus he wouldn’t of had to sit there like an idiot blowing it up while shouting to anyone that would listen, "say, you know this is my first Rays game, right?"

Is it even a broom?  Maybe it’s a tampon.

It kind of looks like an oversized candle someone might have on their lawn during the holidays, he certainly appears to be jolly enough.  He looks like he’s singing "Deck the Halls" and having the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin’ Kaye .


  1. pinkston

    July 3, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    That place is a shitshow. I guess it’s good to see some fans there actually rooting for the home team, but it’s still kinda gay. No one has given a shit about that team for years, even during their first year before it became the go-to shitting pond of baseball.

  2. Stonehands

    July 3, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    I wonder if he paints his dong in Rays colors with that thing.

  3. The Dude

    July 3, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    And then whistling Zippity-Doo-Dah out of his asshole.

  4. Soy

    July 3, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Looks like he just modified his favorite dildo – he even left the vibrating plug on the end on.

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