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Comets mascot Haley strikes unexpected awkward boner


Even the Monarchs stunned mascot Monty (2nd from right), is understandably beyond horrified.


  1. zen wizard

    July 21, 2008 at 4:30 pm

    I hope that Comet only comes once in a hundred years.

  2. Stonehands

    July 21, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    That boner is like a god damn innertube.

  3. Soy

    July 21, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    Can’t really blame him for wanting to show it off.

    Though, I do wonder what got him so excited, considering the appearance of the majority of WNBA players…….OMG itz’ teh ghey maskot!!1!

  4. zen wizard

    July 22, 2008 at 9:52 am

    Wouldn’t WNBA mascot be THE $h!tt!3$t JOB IN THE WORLD?

    It would be like holding a sign in a banana suit outside Smoothie King in the middle of the Summer–only without the free smoothie.

  5. Von Kaiser

    July 22, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Maybe Haley just put on a strap-on and that’s why Monty is so distraught.

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