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Hernia plea to WFAN: End this f*****g torture

The intention of this commercial of course comes with good thoughts in mind, as it is for a charity, but when we hear this "song" while listening to Mike & the Mad Dog or other WFAN programming, it makes us want to turn our balls into a shooting range.  It makes us want to tie our heels to a speeding Corvette while it zig-zags through a busy, not-up-to-code construction site.  It makes us want to do the Nestea Plunge into a pool of starving sharks with 50 pounds of choice steak dangling from our ankles.

If we were ever fortunate enough to meet the assclown who sings in the background seemingly every five minutes like some sort of twisted cartoon music teacher, we'd suplex him into a pile of defective Casio keyboards.

Please, for the sake of the sanity of your god damn listeners, end this torture.

13 Comments

  1. Bossman14

    July 31, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    UGHH!

    I actually find myself humming that f%$King tune during the day. Aside from the fact that the commercial runs non stop, the outfit is a complete scam and I’m pretty sure has been under investigation by the Feds.

    Quality radio.

  2. gerrard sir hornypants

    July 31, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    i’ve instantly put my head through 6 computer monitors due to this song coming on….

  3. Von Kaiser

    July 31, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    Fuck that fucking song. Forever.

  4. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    July 31, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    The ones that get me are the fucking BlueBell Ice Cream commercials. I hope their factory burns down and their asshole spokesman gets AIDS.

  5. Upstate Underdog

    August 1, 2008 at 9:55 am

    that commercial is still less irritating than Mike and the Mad Dog

  6. gerrard sir hornypants

    August 1, 2008 at 10:21 am

    this commercial makes the Outback Steakhouse commercials sound like ‘Stairway to Heaven’…

  7. Stonehands

    August 1, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Only that gorilla can truly illustrate my outrage.

  8. Illuminati

    August 1, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    I will tell you which commercials are worse. The Brad Benson trying to be funny commercials. Like when he tells Obama and McCain what they can do with $1000 bucks.

  9. ryan

    August 2, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    spot on dude! the singing duo of mr. mackey and the traumatized little kid was to go.. every godam morning on the way to work.. whether it be 4am or 7am… nonstop

  10. John

    August 4, 2008 at 8:48 am

    People still listen to wfan? Ponderous.

  11. JJ

    August 4, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    THE ONLY THING THAT RIVALS THIS IN ANNOYANCE IS ARE THE ” PROCEDE ” HAIR COMMERCIALS ON SNY…ENOUGH ALREADY….PLEASE!!!

  12. JJ

    August 4, 2008 at 12:51 pm

    THE ONLY THING THAT RIVIALS THIS ARE THE ” PROCEDE ” HAIR COMMERCIALS ON ” SNY ” PLEASE GIVE US A BREAK!!!!

  13. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    August 4, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    Hey. I’m Guiseppe Franco. I’m not putting my name on the line for something that doesn’t work.

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