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Ken Rosensquirrel, frequent pop-up guy


Fox’s Ken Rosensquirrel, former star of Dorf on Golf, continued his frequent jack-in-the-box pop-up antics during last night’s MLB All-Star game, springing from the camera pit to spew various trade reports and rumor mill-type material while generally freaking the hell out of everyone around him, particularly the guy behind him who
chewed on his hand in sheer disbelief.

Rosensquirrel, who stands 2’7" and weighs 32lbs., was equipped with a special tiny Fox microphone along with a special tiny squirrel sportcoat provided by the same company that designed this special tiny life vest for the minuscule reporter when he showed off his water skiing prowess just a few years back.

Later on during the broadcast, the lively announcing duo of Tim McCarver and Joe Buck shared an awkward laugh when Rosensquirrel popped up right between their heads to discuss McCarver’s awful glasses, an impressive feat considering the two were standing so close to one another that it appeared they might Thump N’ Bump.


  1. Stonehands

    July 16, 2008 at 10:23 am

    If he gets hit by a car, will Fox pay extra to order those tiny little instruments so doctors can operate on him?

  2. zen wizard

    July 16, 2008 at 11:10 am

    He is cultivating a good inside source in that guy sucking his thumb in the background.

    That guy is clearly a major player that every journalist should get to know!

  3. Dan Serafini

    July 16, 2008 at 11:11 am

    I thought that dude in the Brewers shirt (next to the equally skeezy guy in a Brewers hat) was pulling a one-hitter.

  4. Stonehands

    July 16, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    @Dan Serafini: Good call, that guy is high as hell. “Dude, this squirrel is standing way to close to my nachos.”

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