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Other starting pitchers ESPN considered for Sunday night’s game

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During ESPN’s broadcast of the Yankees-Sox game on Sunday Night, sensitive producers gave a shout-out to the seemingly forgotten Carl Pavano by naming him New York’s starting pitcher for the evening.

How a graphic of his name was even available in anything but old ASCII graphics, we may never know.  At the very least it should’ve been dusty.

Before they came to this sentimental decision, other equally relevant names were thrown around the production truck:

  • Whitey Ford
  • Don Larson
  • Chupacabra
  • A Kraken
  • The Loch Ness Monster
  • Greg Oden
  • Steve Howe
  • Sloth
  • Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh
  • Jarrod Washburn
  • Gandalf the Grey
  • Keyser S?ze
  • Hideki Irabu

11 Comments

  1. Upstate Underdog

    July 29, 2008 at 11:39 am

    Brien Taylor ? Yankee fans know who I’m talking about.

  2. Stonehands

    July 29, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Jorge DePaula.

  3. Upstate Underdog

    July 29, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    @Stonehands, good call. he actually started a few games for the Yanks.

  4. Illuminati

    July 29, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    Crafty veteran Eddie Harris

  5. Stonehands

    July 29, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    @Upstate Underdog: How about Randy Keisler. Were they drunk during those drafts?

  6. Upstate Underdog

    July 29, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    @Stonehands, check out this list

    http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/alltime/draft?team=nyy

  7. Stonehands

    July 29, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    @Upstate Underdog: Their best streak there was from 1985-1989.

  8. frank

    July 29, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    Pavano, out forever.

  9. CUNTAE

    July 29, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    Hey check out a Carl Pavano article on nottalkedaboutenough.com

    Hilarious but true article, great website.

  10. Alan WK

    July 29, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Pasqual Perez or Don Hood

  11. jnr98

    July 30, 2008 at 11:29 am

    The immortal trade for Britt Burns

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