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Play fill-in-the-blank with Aaron Rodgers

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Aaron Rodgers reacted earlier today after learning from Chris "Ribbit" Mortensen that Brett Favre had faxed his reinstatement letter to the NFL while simultaneously passing some noxious Sheboygan Brat gas in his living room.  Exciting shit. 

Well we took a look at Rodgers’ quotes and it’s clear he opted for the high road and said all the right things, which we commend him for considering the unique circumstances.  But we had a funny hunch that he wasn’t expressing it the way he truly wanted to.

See if you can fill in the blanks for Rodgers (answer key is upside down at bottom right — and don’t cheat)

"I’m not as ______ affected as you ______ guys think I ______ am or ______ should be," said Rodgers.  "They told me I’m the ______ starter, and until that ______ changes, that’s going to
be my ______ focus.  I keep ______ saying that."

"I
have ______ confidence in myself and I have ______ confidence in how the ______ coaches on
the ______ staff feel about me," he said.  "And he’s not ______ here yet.  We’re still
______ dealing in ______ hypotheticals for the moment, until he ______ gets here."

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4 Comments

  1. Hellboy

    July 29, 2008 at 9:42 pm

    I like this game. Possible add of a key word here:

    “hypotheticals for the ______ moment”

    By the way, does ‘______’ = ‘fucking’ ?

  2. Rev. Paul Revere

    July 30, 2008 at 10:47 am

    And here I thought the entire time the _____ = “I hate Brett Favre,” like a turrets’ tick or a Kevin Nealon routine.

  3. Gourmet Spud

    July 30, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    Would you have also accepted “(soft whimpering)”?

  4. Stonehands

    July 31, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    And would you have also accepted “(stuffed up nose because I’m crying noise)”?

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