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Report: MLB GM’s think they’re playing fantasy baseball

Seriously, what the hell is going on, every GM
in baseball has suddenly grown a sack?  We’re convinced they’re just virtual sacks and they simply think they’re playing fantasy baseball.

Griffey accepts trade to White Sox  (Ken Rosensquirrel)
Manny to the Packers, Marlins  (Yahoo! Big League Stew)
Yanks acquire catcher Pudge Rodriguez  (ESPN)
Darryl Strawberry traded to the Springfield Isotopes  (Google Images)

Update: All MLB GMs are playing Fantasy Baseball:

Brian_cashman_is_playing_fantasy__4

This really ties together the risky acquisition of lesbian catcher Ivan Rodriguez, considering Cashman has tits.

9 Comments

  1. Stonehands

    July 31, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    He looks so much happier as a chick.

  2. Upstate Underdog

    July 31, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    I traded Vlad Guerrero for Jaque Jones

    /needs sb’s
    //no one cares

  3. The Dude

    July 31, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    They’re real.

    And they’re spectacular!

  4. jnr98

    August 1, 2008 at 9:21 am

    I love me some photoshop

  5. Stonehands

    August 1, 2008 at 10:47 am

    I just stacked my team with all Angels.

    /needs Homers, Runs, RBI’s, SB’s, triples, walks
    //no one cares

  6. tamtam

    September 21, 2008 at 12:08 am

    cashman should seriously consider implants upon seeing this picture :)

  7. Joe

    October 1, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    He was a waste and was not worth the trade.

  8. tamtam

    October 1, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    joe-

    you mean pudge?

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