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Yanks acquire lesbian catcher Pudge Rodriguez

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Twilo is expected to reopen their doors this weekend after seven long years to throw a special "Welcome to New York" party for Pudge, the Yankees first lesbian catcher.

Similarly, Brother Jimmy’s and Rodeo Bar will be throwing half price "Get Drunk and Puke on Chicks" themed happy hours all week in honor of Kyle Farnsworth’s departure.

9 Comments

  1. Stonehands

    July 30, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    I can’t believe the Detroit Shock had the balls, er, gall I guess, to trade this lesbian.

  2. Roaming Gooch

    July 30, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    He looks like Hillary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry

  3. Soy

    July 30, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    Guess that eliminates him from the steroid discussion.

  4. jnr98

    July 31, 2008 at 6:28 am

    love the Bro Jimmy’s reference. only an NYC’er would know that.

  5. Upstate Underdog

    July 31, 2008 at 8:59 am

    I-Rod and A-Rod should get along great.

  6. bo

    July 31, 2008 at 9:18 am

    Does this mean the Yanks currently have two healthy “Rod’s” and a hurt Wang?

  7. THE JUICE

    August 1, 2008 at 6:31 pm

    Does this guy qualify for hotchickswithdouchebags.com ????

  8. Bob Mantz

    August 2, 2008 at 8:07 am

    They will never lose another game. Oh, wait – they’ve lost both already…

  9. sajma singh

    September 1, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    stop picking on pudge!! he just has a bad taste in fashion!!!

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