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Age concerns now shifting in Chris Paul’s direction

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While the appearance of the Chinese "women’s" gymnastics team continues to creep the hell out of all of us, more age speculation has begun to surround the U.S. men’s basketball team and one, Chris Paul.

You could argue that he only looks like a toddler here because he’s being hugged by LeBron, who as we all know, ages in decaying tree years.  But this isn’t even a bad photo of LeBron and yet Paul still looks like he could easily be Bron-Bron’s little cousin Ray-Ray who was invited onto the court for a playful shootaround. 

And the cousin thing might even be giving him too much credit, he looks like a talking doll that LeBron is eagerly pulling the string on so as to hear the next wisecrack.

That, or he was simply zapped by the same shrinking gun that lists BeetlePierce and BeetleFiggins as some of its top casualties.

3 Comments

  1. Flayboy

    August 19, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Is LeBron hugging Teddy Ruxpin?

  2. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    August 19, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Chris Paul just told LeBron the story of when he punched Julius Hodge in the balls. LeBron then responded by hugging him from behind and giggling “hehe, you want to punch me in the balls?”

  3. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    Chris Paul is the size of my wife, thats a shame…no he’s not as cute and his assets are lacking up top.

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