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Bill Hohn takes off mask, suddenly coolest umpire ever

Home_plate_umpire_bill_hohnFrank Thomas and his angry scowl would quickly turn into a sad plea for mercy once home plate umpire Bill Hohn turned around to reveal his mindblowing mustache.

If this guy isn’t living in the Road House bar we’ll be dramatically disappointed.

Hohn’s bio page on MLB proved to be equally cool.  Hobbies include archery and hunting?  No freakin’ shit.


  1. Stonehands

    August 22, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    It’s fake.

  2. Triston27

    August 22, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    The ump kind of looks like Bernie Lomax, only without the sunglasses

  3. Zen Wizard

    August 23, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    How is the moustache darker than the hair on his head?

    I see a Just For Men? endorsement in his future.

  4. charlie

    August 23, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    He’s in cahoots with Enrico Palazzo.

  5. Sal Fasano

    August 24, 2008 at 3:04 pm


  6. Brian Berube

    August 28, 2008 at 9:59 am

    I love the moustche…I want to lick it.

  7. TypePad Support

    August 29, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Testing for support

  8. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    What is up with the handle bars, maybe mommy took him for a ride before the game. Wide open spaces and all.

  9. tamtam

    September 21, 2008 at 12:01 am

    showing that the 70s porn-star mustache is back in fashion once again

  10. tamtam

    November 8, 2008 at 1:34 am

    has turned keith hernandez green with envy

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