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Chiefs: We just wanted to see if Feely still had a farmer’s tan

The bizarre truth behind the Chiefs cruel treatment of Jay Feely finally came out today, with the team admitting that the only reason they signed him for one day was to see if the kicker was still sporting that sweet farmer’s tan.

"You could say we’re a little bored here, so we decided to kick Jay’s head around for a bit.  Well, a day." said Herm Edwards, who made this face upon telling Feely he was released.

Still unclear is why Feely, a guy whose sole responsibility is to kick the ball through the big yellow poles, has bigger arms than the Ultimate Warrior.


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