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Craig Sager’s swimsuit line also banned from Olympics

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As previously reported last week, NBA sideline ogler Craig Sager was thrown out of China after security guard dogs picked up traces of weapons-grade plutonium emanating from one of his many hideous suits.

Well, now it appears his ambitious swimsuit line has also been banned from the Olympics:

Spain?s synchronized swimmers have been banned from wearing a swimsuit with embedded waterproof lights which they had hoped would give an extra sparkle to their Olympic routine.

?It got very sophisticated because obviously the battery doesn?t last long and then we had to look at circuits and interrupters, so we have been working on it around two months with a crack team,? swimmer Andrea Fuentes said.

?It looks a bit like Christmas lights,? added the Spaniard.

While they don’t mention Sager specifically, they did mention Christmas lights, which is certainly proof enough that Sager was behind the design and funded the flawed production.

12 Comments

  1. Von Kaiser

    August 19, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    Great pic, it appears as though Sager is reading the article and thoroughly enjoying it.

  2. Zen Wizard

    August 19, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Dang!

    Stole my Liberace punchline ^.

  3. Upstate Underdog

    August 20, 2008 at 8:31 am

    That tie should only be worn at gay pride parades.

  4. Upstate Underdog

    August 20, 2008 at 8:35 am

    comments?

  5. Von Kaiser

    August 20, 2008 at 9:08 am

    What is that tie filled with, food coloring?

  6. saucy

    August 20, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    The Ogdenville band with their glowsticks… The Spanish syncronized swimmers with their light up swimsuits…

    What new low have we not seen yet?

  7. saucy

    August 20, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    The Ogdenville band with their glowsticks… The Spanish syncronized swimmers with their light up swimsuits…

    What new low have we not seen yet?

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  10. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Sager is a clown, that jacket looks like something that fell of the space station.

  11. brendan baird

    October 2, 2008 at 12:20 am

    my god is this guy for real? the terrible suit/hairpiece. hes like a living simpsons character. I burst out into laughter everytime he comes on screen. for mlb playoff baseball they coulndnt get some one half normal?

  12. tamtam

    October 19, 2008 at 2:48 am

    this guy must have taken a fashion page from liberace’s book. when they show him on tbs at the baseball games, he’s always got the loudest, most obnoxious sport coat ive ever seen. WHATS WRONG WITH WEARING A NORMAL SUIT JACKET??!!

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