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Doug Collins enters ‘creepy James Woods’ phase

Doug Collins has upped the ante once again on fellow NBA fashion chameleons Hubie Brown and Mike Fratello.  Boldly ditching his popular Max Headroom look for a new, understated and creepy James Woods look (complimented by the always shady tinted glasses).

Touche, Doug…. touche….


  1. Zen Wizard

    August 13, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Nothing says, “Small town insurance agent with a career-killing–if exposed–secret alter ego,” like self-tinting lenses.

  2. gerrard sir hornypants

    August 13, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Hubie will come back strong next season with GIANT aviators..

  3. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    August 14, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    Turns out Mr. Collins kidnapped her. Yeah, Mrs. Collins is probably going to file for divorce now. Turns out he built this little underground room under the shuffleboard court and kept her there. But actually I think she might have liked being there because she had her own TV and total control over the pusher. And she also got to have as much candy and McDonalds as she wanted.

  4. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Family guy just named the new high school after Collins

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