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Hey, Brett’s a Jet!

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See, what’s cool about that headline along with the 500 other ones saying the same exact thing is — it freakin’ rhymes!  Now how the hell was everyone able to come up with this niftiness on such short notice?  Wizardry, we say.

More importantly, does this mean anyone lucky enough to attend a Jets home game this year will be privy to, "J-E-T-S, Brett! Brett! Brett!" chants?  We certainly hope so.

The one positive thing to draw from all of this is we can finally rest easy now that this Favre ordeal is over with.  And since he’s in the small, irrelevant metropolis of New York, we likely won’t hear much more, that is of course unless you’re counting ESPN’s Rachel Nichols, who is currently lodged between Favre’s ball bag and right leg, anxiously waiting to ask him if he has dined with Derek Jeter yet.

What we’re truly shocked about is none of the New York rags did a play on the word "Favre."  Well, we’re here to help:

Super Bowl Not Too Favre Away

How Favre They’ve Come

No Telling How Favre Jets Can Go

Jets Now Favre Above Expectations

Jets Find QB Favre and Away

Favre From Home, Brett is a Jet

Not Favre From Broadway Anymore

Over the Bridge and Favre Away

In a Galaxy Favre Favre Away…

27 Comments

  1. Upstate Underdog

    August 7, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Favre out! Favre’s in!

    /I’m not very good at this

  2. Stonehands

    August 7, 2008 at 9:31 am

    Jets taking fans on Favre-out journey

  3. Von Kaiser

    August 7, 2008 at 9:35 am

    Once Favre Away, Brett Jets a Contender

  4. sleek miik

    August 7, 2008 at 9:47 am

    New York’s got a new Favre-ite

  5. Von Kaiser

    August 7, 2008 at 9:49 am

    @sleek miik:

    Well played.

    Jets find Favre-ite son Favre and Away

  6. Zen Wizard

    August 7, 2008 at 9:54 am

    Jet Favre won’t starve!

    (You’re welcome, in advance, New York media…)

  7. sleek miik

    August 7, 2008 at 10:03 am

    Favre-ite a Brett of Fresh Air

    (wow, that’s awful…)

  8. Bob Mantz

    August 7, 2008 at 10:08 am

    Broadway Brett’s Jets – nice ring.

  9. Bob Mantz

    August 7, 2008 at 10:09 am

    “Broadway Brett’s Jets”: Bleacher Bests Rest on Favre Scoop is my favorite though.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/45038-broadway-bretts-jets-bleacher-bests-rest-on-favre-scoop

  10. sleek miik

    August 7, 2008 at 10:13 am

    Jets Favre-ites? Don’t Brett On It.

  11. THE JUICE

    August 7, 2008 at 11:59 am

    Brett gives the opponent big Favre-ors, throws 4 pics (again)

  12. JJ

    August 7, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    GOOD STUFF!!!CAN’T ADD TO THAT, WHAT ARE THE ODD’S ONE ,OR BETTER YET ALL THE NY DAILIES WILL BE STEALING SOME OF THESE LINES, HA!!!!

  13. losloseeboy

    August 7, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    Favre Jettisoned to Jersey

  14. JJ

    August 7, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    GOOD STUFF, CAN’T TOP THIS!!WHAT ARE THE ODD’S THAT ONE, IF NOT ALL THE NY PAPERS WILL BE USEING SOME OF THESE LINES!!!

  15. losloseeboy

    August 7, 2008 at 1:43 pm

    Favre Jettisoned to Jersey

  16. Bob Mantz

    August 7, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Broadway Brett’s Jets. Just too easy.

    http://www.broadwaybrettsjets.com is already up.

  17. Zen Wizard

    August 7, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    ^ Some of these guys could be New York Post editors when they grow up…

  18. Flayboy

    August 7, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    @Zen Wizard:

    It looks like Bob Mantz is Mr. Scoop, he doesn’t need the NY Post. Yay!

  19. Zen Wizard

    August 7, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    Will Florida leave a Chad dangling again?

    (I apologize in advance for that one…)

  20. Marv

    August 7, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    @ Zen Wizard: You meant “Hanging” Chad, right?

  21. jnr98

    August 7, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Jets Still Favre Away from Being Relevant

    Bada-RING!

  22. JA

    August 7, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Favre Bretts on Jets!!

  23. Zen Wizard

    August 7, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    @Marv–

    You’re right, “Hanging.”

    I guess that’s why you get the big bucks and all the groupies.

  24. Zen Wizard

    August 7, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    “Gillette Gets Broadway Jett to Let Them Shave His Weird Beard. The Shave Is a Rave!”

  25. pr9000

    August 8, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    Favregnugen!

  26. Jeremy Fluke

    August 13, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    or alternatively you can get free bets here http://freebetbookmaker.com

  27. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Go Brett!!

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