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Hey, Brett’s a Jet!
- Updated: August 7, 2008
See, what’s cool about that headline along with the 500 other ones saying the same exact thing is — it freakin’ rhymes! Now how the hell was everyone able to come up with this niftiness on such short notice? Wizardry, we say.
More importantly, does this mean anyone lucky enough to attend a Jets home game this year will be privy to, "J-E-T-S, Brett! Brett! Brett!" chants? We certainly hope so.
The one positive thing to draw from all of this is we can finally rest easy now that this Favre ordeal is over with. And since he’s in the small, irrelevant metropolis of New York, we likely won’t hear much more, that is of course unless you’re counting ESPN’s Rachel Nichols, who is currently lodged between Favre’s ball bag and right leg, anxiously waiting to ask him if he has dined with Derek Jeter yet.
What we’re truly shocked about is none of the New York rags did a play on the word "Favre." Well, we’re here to help:
Super Bowl Not Too Favre Away
How Favre They’ve Come
No Telling How Favre Jets Can Go
Jets Now Favre Above Expectations
Jets Find QB Favre and Away
Favre From Home, Brett is a Jet
Not Favre From Broadway Anymore
Over the Bridge and Favre Away
In a Galaxy Favre Favre Away…