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It’s the Olympics!! On NBC!!!

It’s PRIME-TIME on NBC!! It’s Mens Synchro Diving!!

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It’s The Chinese team!! Unleashing the dangerous "Reverse Double Farting Flying Squirrel" to a stunned crowd!!

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It’s spectacular diving drama!! With horrible disasters and breathtaking perfect 10’s!!

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IT’S….uhhhhh…..um….wait, what the hell is this??

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Seriously, what the hell is going on here?  I’m still watching the Olympics right? Is someone sitting on the remote? What’s getting  judged here?

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OK, fuck this… I’m watching "Walker: Texas Ranger" re-runs…

6 Comments

  1. Marv

    August 12, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    I just turned on “The View” to make myself feel more manly.

  2. Zen Wizard

    August 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    That “7.5…7.5…8.5…etc.” must be what you are on the Kinsey Scale, if you watched the whole thing.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale

    (I’m aware the Kinsey Scale usually only goes up to “4”…)

  3. gerrard sir hornypants

    August 12, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    HA! Zen Wizard for threeeeeee…. GOOD!!

  4. futuremrsrickankiel

    August 12, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    Ok. It’s possible that I’m just hopelessly immature… but I COMPLETELY lost it at “Reverse Double Farting Flying Squirrel.” And just lost it again while typing it down here.

    Bravo.

  5. That's a lot of potatoes!

    August 13, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    (Last picture) “We can do this the easy way or the hard way, but you’re getting fucked one way or the other”

  6. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    How do they dry there unmentionables with that little towel..

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