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It’s the Olympics!! On NBC!!!

It’s PRIME-TIME on NBC!! It’s Mens Synchro Diving!!


It’s The Chinese team!! Unleashing the dangerous "Reverse Double Farting Flying Squirrel" to a stunned crowd!!


It’s spectacular diving drama!! With horrible disasters and breathtaking perfect 10’s!!


IT’S….uhhhhh…….wait, what the hell is this??


Seriously, what the hell is going on here?  I’m still watching the Olympics right? Is someone sitting on the remote? What’s getting  judged here?


OK, fuck this… I’m watching "Walker: Texas Ranger" re-runs…


  1. Marv

    August 12, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    I just turned on “The View” to make myself feel more manly.

  2. Zen Wizard

    August 12, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    That “7.5…7.5…8.5…etc.” must be what you are on the Kinsey Scale, if you watched the whole thing.

    (I’m aware the Kinsey Scale usually only goes up to “4”…)

  3. gerrard sir hornypants

    August 12, 2008 at 4:36 pm

    HA! Zen Wizard for threeeeeee…. GOOD!!

  4. futuremrsrickankiel

    August 12, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    Ok. It’s possible that I’m just hopelessly immature… but I COMPLETELY lost it at “Reverse Double Farting Flying Squirrel.” And just lost it again while typing it down here.


  5. That's a lot of potatoes!

    August 13, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    (Last picture) “We can do this the easy way or the hard way, but you’re getting fucked one way or the other”

  6. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    How do they dry there unmentionables with that little towel..

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