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Mad Dog’s Sirius channel expected to offer unique programming

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8am-8:03am

Morning heist of the Sirius Radio Dog’s coveted snausages.

8:04am-10am
Read
the entire remaining schedule of the Kansas City Royals.  Unfortunately there will be no Francesa there to say, "That’s a tough schedule there Dog, a tough
schedule, maybe they play the spoiler in some spots, but that’s tough, that’s a tough one, that’s a
tough schedule there."  (Note: A different shitty team’s schedule will be read each day). 

10:01am-11am
Point-by-point recap of his latest tennis match; preview of the 2010 Wimbledon.

11:01am-12pm
Point-by-point recap of
early morning tennis match with ping pong table folded up against the wall.
"I surprised myself with a wicked forehand.  Unfortunately, it came right back in my face.  BAWAHAWAHAWAHAHA!!"

12:01pm-3pm
Reading and insightful commentary of Springstein setlists from every single show played during the 1984 "Born in the USA" tour.  Accompanying convincing clips to be played during riskier, weaker arguments.

3:01pm-4pm
Montage audio feast
of Mad Dog saying "Willie" a million times, with the two LL’s rolling off his tongue like
the Road Runner speedily escaping Wile E. Coyote.  Dog will also fit in a spot or ten where he can trash Wilpon ownership for firing Willie.

4:01pm-4:15pm
Interview with SI’s Jon Heyman and conclude the segment by telling him, "Nice job Jon.  That’s a great job there by Jon Heyman.  Nice spot, great spot."

4:16pm-6:30pm
Intentionally say things that will piss off Phil Mushnick.


6:31pm-6:34pm

Dissection of a random parking attendants car maneuvering ability in a ‘big spot’.

6:35pm-3am
Continuous loop of classic ‘Dogisms – Disgrace!  Atrocious!  Terrible job there!  Gotta give me somethin’ ‘dere, show me somethin’!  Whaddaya have!  Let’s take a look at the shheejool (schedule).  Get him outta the league!!!

3:01am-8am
For no apparent reason, just like everything else, John Minko aka Kermit recites every D-1 football schedule, game by game.

6 Comments

  1. Zen Wizard

    August 20, 2008 at 7:34 pm

    He should really copyright that, “Losing balance on the ledge”-hands gesture.

  2. Upstate Underdog

    August 21, 2008 at 9:30 am

    What, no mention of his recap from his member-guest golf tournament? You can’t have his tennis game recap without his golf game recap.

  3. Bob

    August 21, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    When’s he get his hair styled?

  4. Bob

    August 21, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    and tanning. He could keep a tanning bed at SIRIUS.

  5. JJ

    August 23, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    PERFECT!! THIS JACKASS IS GOING TO FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE, SIRRUS BETTER HAVE A ” SERIOUS ” BUYOUT ON HIS CONTRACT OTHERWISE THERE GOING HAVE DOGSHIT ALL OVER THIER FACE COME NEXT SUMMER!!!

  6. saucy

    August 27, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    am i the only one who’s reminded of this (http://tinyurl.com/5tb4dg) from that picture?

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