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Mark Kotsay, incredibly depressed to be in Boston

Mark_kotsay_depressed_on_bostonDid someone forget to give him his biscuit?  He looks like he just gave paw and
rolled over three times before intentionally getting screwed out of his

Maybe someone crapped on his cleats and he’s simply not a violent
guy, but a feeling one.  Or maybe he just crapped his pants.

Then again, the photographer from MLB probably asked him to channel Lloyd Christmas the moment
he spots his good pal Harry gallivanting around town with his dream girl, Mary
Samsonite.  That old bit.


  1. spartan

    August 29, 2008 at 8:48 am

    That is the saddest hound dog I’ve ever seen.

  2. Stonehands

    August 29, 2008 at 8:52 am

    What the fuck is his problem.

  3. KBG40

    August 29, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    Someone broke his Tonka.

  4. Jim Tarr

    August 29, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    stonehands?????? LOL!!!! he’s from southern cal
    he can’t stand Boston like the rest of us!!!!

  5. Jim Tarr

    August 29, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    Stonehands????? LOL!!! Better Kotsay playing the outfield than you mang!!!

  6. Jim Tarr

    August 29, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    go Kotsay….show them how south calif rolls!!!

  7. Von Kaiser

    August 29, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    I now love Mark Kotsay.

  8. sajma singh

    August 30, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    that is the funniest photo description ive ever seen. i especially love the ‘dumb and dumber’ referance :). nice job!!

  9. lexie961

    September 13, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    Very sad to hear that type of words from the mouth of Mark kotsay.He needs to familiarize to the locality where ever he goes.

  10. HC Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    looks like he is stoned and struggling to keep his eyes open for the pic.

  11. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    You know, thats hillarious..

  12. tamtam

    October 19, 2008 at 2:27 am

    mark kotsay is depressed cuz he cant hit in the clutch to save his life

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