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Olympic hug heard ’round the world

German weightlifter Matthias Steiner (which we think is a typo, his first name is clearly Slothenhogan) celebrates with his coach here after winning the gold medal for lifting an assload of weight.

The two graceful gents are already set to take on Tugboat and Earthquake in tag team steak boxing, which is just as it sounds, 96oz. steaks will be tied to their wrists as they punch the crap out of each other until the entire ring collapses.


  1. Gellman

    August 19, 2008 at 12:42 pm

    Too bad Yokozuna cant be the special guest enforcer. I would say that he should be the guest referee, but the time it would take him to get up from making a count is greater than the length of the remaining match. Im sure Huebner would do it.

    RIP big fella.

  2. gerrard sir hornypants

    August 19, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    that guy could squat thrust the Brooklyn Bridge

  3. CinematicallyCorrect

    August 19, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    That is the hottest pic I have ever seen…wait…whoops…meant to just think that.

  4. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Be carefull he looks hungry!?!?!?

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