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Olympic Prez: Screw it, all female events to be played in bikinis


"And they don’t need to have heads either."

These two images above are actual photos released by the AP.  So take note, to follow any of the women’s Olympic events you don’t you need to know which countries are racing, you don’t need to have a clue who’s winning, screw it, you don’t need to know anything, just feast on those legs, pal.

It’s no wonder the camera pit for the long jump was overstuffed with 116 extra media credentials, mostly composed of bald and pervy looking dudes, all hopeful to be lucky enough to snap shots like this.  Awkward boner count in the pit?  A safe 113:



  1. kudzu fire

    August 20, 2008 at 6:52 am

    more bikinis please!

  2. saucy

    August 20, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    what a great ass peaking out there behind #13.


    August 22, 2008 at 1:49 am

    I AGREE, BIKINI’S FOR 2012!!!

  4. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    Naked please..oh sorry wrong country.

  5. tamtam

    October 19, 2008 at 2:50 am

    runner #14 looks like shes got a dong. does anyone else see that?

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