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Clearing the air on sports slang vs. sex slang
- Updated: August 25, 2008
With the line between ‘sports slang’ and ‘sex slang’ blurring more each and every day, the SportsHernia decided to take a comprehensive look at this phenomenon. Below are our detailed, and at times graphic findings.
Feel free to add any that we may have missed…
Sports: Baseball player striking out 4 times in a game.
Sex: Getting peed on by an entire mariachi band.
Sports: Calling a new play at the line of scrimmage.
Sex: Jumping out of a speeding
cab once you get a good look at the skank you’re about to go home with.
Sports: A basketball player compiling 10 or more (points, steals, assists, etc)
in 3 categories.
Sex: Acquiring 3 venereal diseases in two different states on the same night.
Sports: A thunderous dunk.
Sex: Slapping someone’s bunghole with a bull tongue.
Sports: Number of assists a basketball player averages vs. the turnovers he
Sex: Number of positive wingman moves a dude makes vs. number of cockblocks.
Sports: When a pitcher throws nine innings without giving up
a base hit.
Sex: Boning a girl nine straight
times without a condom and without her getting preggo. (Needless to say, you are
sterile, you lucky asshole.)
Hook and Ladder
Sports: Football play involving a pass and immediate lateral.
Sex: Using fire escape in order to avoid paying a hooker.
Sports: Scoring 3 goals in a game
Sex: Boning a hot piece of ass, her roommate and a cougar in
(Special: West Virginia Hat Trick — Boning a chick, a dude and a sheep in one night.)
Bump and Run
Sports: Defensive tactic used by cornerbacks in football
that involves hitting the WR at the line of scrimmage.
Sex: Harpooning the hottest girl in the bar with a boner and
then running for it.
Sports: Dunking the basketball.
Sex: Sawing one off before a date to avoid the…
Sports: Banging a fat chick to get out of a slump.
Sex: Banging a fat chick to get out of a slump.
Sports: Getting to 2nd base.
Putting the biscuit in the basket
Sports: Scoring a goal.
Sex: Literally putting a biscuit in a woman?s vagina.
Sports: Bunting in man from 3rd base.
Sports: Overly conservative defensive scheme used by football teams designed
not to give up a big play.
Sex: Wearing the full-body condom from the Naked Gun.
Ground Rule Double
Sports: When a ball is hit into the outfield and bounces in
play and goes over the wall out of play.
Sex: Doing anal without permission.
World Series Walk Off Homer
Sports: When a player hits a Home Run to win the World
Sex: Taking three strippers home from the club and boning
Sports: A handoff to a running back who then laterals back to the QB for a pass.
Sex: Removing the crabs from a ho before you pork her.
Similar to "flicking the bean"
An Asian man masturbating
Sports: Swarming team defensive technique in basketball.
Sex: Taking a bath in Listerine after having sex with a hooker.
Full Court Press
Sports: Putting pressure on the other teams ball-handler throughout the entire
Sex: Cornering a girl in a bar and frantically dry-humping her against the wall.
Sports: Throwing a last ditch effort down field to get a
first down or score a touchdown.
Sex: After hearing last call, finding the drunkest girl in
the bar and putting on the Full-Court Press (see above).
Box & One
Sports: Basketball defense where four players play zone – and one player is
handled man to man.
Sex: Girl using a strap-on.
Going Top Shelf
Sports: Scoring a goal in upper part of the net.
Sex: Finishing off neck and up.
Playing Above the Rim
Sports: Describing basketball players that have exceptional vertical skills.
Can of Corn
Sports: Slang in baseball for an easy play made in the field.
Sex: Jizzing in a Can of Corn
and serving it to your slut in a bowl as creamed corn.*
*A BBW favorite