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Clearing the air on sports slang vs. sex slang


With the line between ‘sports slang’ and ‘sex slang’ blurring more each and every day, the SportsHernia decided to take a comprehensive look at this phenomenon.  Below are our detailed, and at times graphic findings.

Feel free to add any that we may have missed…

Golden  Sombrero
:  Baseball player striking out 4 times in a game.

:  Getting peed on by an entire mariachi band.

Sports:  Calling a new play at the line of scrimmage.
Sex:  Jumping out of a speeding
cab once you get a good look at the skank you’re about to go home with.

Triple Double

:  A basketball player compiling 10 or more (points, steals, assists, etc)
in 3 categories.

:  Acquiring 3 venereal diseases in two different states on the same night.

Rim Rocker

:  A thunderous dunk.
Sex:  Slapping someone’s bunghole with a bull tongue.

Assist-to-Turnover Ratio

:  Number of assists a basketball player averages vs. the turnovers he

:  Number of positive wingman moves a dude makes vs. number of cockblocks.

No Hitter
Sports:  When a pitcher throws nine innings without giving up
a base hit.
Sex:  Boning a girl nine straight
times without a condom and without her getting preggo. (Needless to say, you are
sterile, you lucky asshole.)

Hook and Ladder

:  Football play involving a pass and immediate lateral.

:  Using fire escape in order to avoid paying a hooker.

Hat Trick
Sports:  Scoring 3 goals in a game
Sex:  Boning a hot piece of ass, her roommate and a cougar in
one weekend.
(Special: West Virginia Hat Trick — Boning a chick, a dude and a sheep in one night.)

Bump and Run
:  Defensive tactic used by cornerbacks in football
that involves hitting the WR at the line of scrimmage.
:  Harpooning the hottest girl in the bar with a boner and
then running for it.

Flush Shot
Sports:  Dunking the basketball.
Sex:  Sawing one off before a date to avoid the…

Slump Buster

:  Banging a fat chick to get out of a slump.

:  Banging a fat chick to get out of a slump.

2nd Base

:  Getting to 2nd base.

:  Anal.

Putting the biscuit in the basket

:  Scoring a goal.

:  Literally putting a biscuit in a woman?s vagina.

Suicide Squeeze

:  Bunting in man from 3rd base.

:  Asphyxiation.

Prevent D

:  Overly conservative defensive scheme used by football teams designed
not to give up a big play.

:  Wearing the full-body condom from the Naked Gun.

Ground Rule Double
Sports:  When a ball is hit into the outfield and bounces in
play and goes over the wall out of play.
Sex:  Doing anal without permission.

World Series Walk Off Homer
Sports:  When a player hits a Home Run to win the World
Sex:  Taking three strippers home from the club and boning
them all.

Flea Flicker

:  A handoff to a running back who then laterals back to the QB for a pass.

:  Removing the crabs from a ho before you pork her.
Similar to "flicking the bean"
An Asian man masturbating

Amoeba D

:  Swarming team defensive technique in basketball.
Sex:  Taking a bath in Listerine after having sex with a hooker.

Full Court Press

:  Putting pressure on the other teams ball-handler throughout the entire

:  Cornering a girl in a bar and frantically dry-humping her against the wall.

Hail Mary
Sports:  Throwing a last ditch effort down field to get a
first down or score a touchdown.
Sex:  After hearing last call, finding the drunkest girl in
the bar and putting on the Full-Court Press (see above).

Box & One

:  Basketball defense where four players play zone – and one player is
handled man to man.

:   Girl using a strap-on.

Going Top Shelf

:  Scoring a goal in upper part of the net.

:  Finishing off neck and up.

Playing Above the Rim

:  Describing basketball players that have exceptional vertical skills.

: Spanking.

Can of Corn
Sports:  Slang in baseball for an easy play made in the field.
Sex:  Jizzing in a Can of Corn
and serving it to your slut in a bowl as creamed corn.*

*A BBW favorite


  1. JJ

    August 25, 2008 at 1:24 pm


  2. Jay

    August 25, 2008 at 1:45 pm

    Grounding into a double play
    Sports: Hitting a ground ball resulting in two outs.
    Sex: Having a chance at a threesome and not sleeping with either one of them.

    Flooding the Zone
    Sports: Overloading certain areas of a zone defense in an effort to breakdown their spacing.
    Sex: Finishing inside, without protection, intentionally.

    Pop Out
    Sports: A high fly ball that ends up in the infield or shallow in the outfield.
    Sex: During sex, unintentional dick slippage resulting in exiting the orefice of choice.

    Tight End
    Sports: Position between lineman and wide reciever, used for blocking and recieving.
    Sex: A girl with fine ass.

    The Cycle
    Sports: A batter in baseball hitting a single, double triple and home run in one game
    Sex: Oral, vaginal, anal and a reach-around.

  3. gerrard sir hornypants

    August 25, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    HA! Jay for threeeeee…..GOOD! Flooding the Zone, a risky strategy in any scenerio…

  4. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    August 25, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    That’s why is good to be back in office after vacation… reading classic SH posts

    “12th man”

    Sports: end-of-the-bench player
    Sex: just another guy of a gang bang

    “One of those days”

    Sports: simply a bad game
    Sex: that period of the month

  5. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    August 25, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    that’s why is good to be back in office after vacation… reading classic SH posts

    “12th man”

    Sports: end-of-the-bench player
    Sex: just another guy of a gang bang

    “One of those nights”

    Sports: simply a bad game
    Sex: that period of the month

  6. gerrard sir hornypants

    August 25, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    Ricky — ironically, many a 12th man in the NBA has gone on to do porn… (ie: Fred Roberts, Jerod Mustaf, Wang Zhi Zhi, Bob Thornton)

  7. JA

    August 25, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Man to Man Defense
    Sports: One player covering another player without help.
    Sex: Pretending to be gay with your buddy to avoid banging the swamp-donkey you banged blacked-out last weekend.

    The Mendoza Line
    Sports: Batting below .200
    Sex: Getting your hand below the belt in a public venue.

    A Horse-Collar
    Sports: Tackling a player by grabbing the neckline of the shoulder pads.
    Sex. Wrapping a tie or rope around a girls neck while in doggystyle position.

    The 4th Quarter
    Sports: The last and most critical period of some sporting events.
    Sex: Literally the fourth quarter you stuck in some loose slag without her noticing.

  8. Squigg

    August 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Classic! I just spit Diet Coke all over my keyboard. THanks assholes. haha

  9. Ricky - Sixers4guidos

    August 26, 2008 at 6:21 am

    well said Gerrard, just add Randy Bruer to the list and please send me some good chinese porn with Wang Zhizhi, that has to be money

    “Wide receiver”
    Sports: a football player
    Sex: easy girl

    “Attack the rim”
    Sports: being aggressive
    Sex: anal rape


    August 26, 2008 at 11:10 am

    “Slip One By the Goalie”

    sports: a sneaky goal

    sex: unintentionally spraying your jizz in the cooch and getting her preggo.

  11. Jersey

    August 26, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    Pick and Roll:

    Sports: Setting a screen and then accepting a pass from the player the screen was set for.
    Sex: Shoving your ice pick in her sushi roll.

    Rally Monkey:

    Sports: A mascot for the hopes of a comeback victory.
    Sex: The cock that keeps on coming.

    Headfirst Slide:

    Sports: Sliding head-first, as opposed to feet-first.
    Sex: A blow job on an ice skating rink.

    Good wood:

    Sports: A solid hit.
    Sex: A stiffie!

  12. Da Gusha

    August 26, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Riding The Pine

    Sports: Being a bench player.
    Sex: Figure it out.

  13. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    August 27, 2008 at 12:26 am

    Seeing-eye single

    Sports: A base hit ground ball that sneaks through the infield
    Sex: Hooking up with a blind chick

    Smashmouth style offense

    Sports: A style of play in football that utilizes power running and revolves around a grinding offense
    Sex: Sitting on a girls chest and slamming your meat down her throat until your balls start smacking her chin with each stroke

  14. Chris

    August 28, 2008 at 12:52 pm

    Fan Interference
    Sports: When a fan reaches into the field of play and disturbs the game.
    Sex: When a outsider comes in and steals the slut you been hitting on all night.

    Sports: When a player is over a certain boundary line to which they are not allowed to cross.
    Sex: During sex, intentional sleight of hand resulting in your dick entering in the girls ass, as opposed to her vagina, to which, she expects.

  15. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    7th inning stretch:

    Sports: Baseball intermission, 7th inning.
    Sex: Break in between the first chick and the second.

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