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Al Davis…

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… appears to be pooping out a square turd
… is giving birth to Mini Me
… thinks that glass needs more god damn whiskey
… is once again shitting out a Raiders’ helmet
… just tried to lift the same television Izzy Mandelbaum was unable to lift
… was actually photoshopped into this pic, he was originally hanging in a closet
… is getting blown under the desk by a cheese grater
… prepares to violently invade a bird’s nest
… is getting raped by an invisible bear
… gets ready to kick Wilford Brimley’s Quaker Oats eating ass
… is happy
… lashes out at the media because Flores won’t play the kid Marinovich
… is reprising his role as Mason Verger in "Hannibal"
… has a bad fucking back
… shortly after being introduced as the new star in the latest installment of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

(photo lifted from Deadspin)

4 Comments

  1. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    September 12, 2008 at 4:40 pm

    Is trying out for the role of Jim Sefelt in an off broadway production of “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”

  2. tamtam

    September 13, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    is melting right in front of our eyes

  3. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    If he isn’t the scariest looking MF I have ever seen. Stop firing coachs idiot..

  4. tamtam

    October 19, 2008 at 2:21 am

    is not dead, yet…or is he and his corpse woke up again and got right back to coaching?

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