Sports Hernia Blog

Andy Reid…


… has finally found the scumbag who stole his turkey leg
… will NOT do the truffle shuffle, so don’t ask him again
… would like to scarf down everyone who fumbled
… challenges you to try and bodyslam him
… can’t believe his headset isn’t made of ground meat
… is picturing himself wearing Tarzan-style wrestling tights
… will go to his grave vehemently denying that he idolizes Tugboat
… thinks he’s taking orders at a drive-thru window and absolutely loathes it
… wishes he were placing one of his legendary orders at a drive-thru window
will eat DeSean Jackson
… is secretly auditioning for the 76ers’ new chunky male dance team, the Old 96ers
… staunchly refuses to take off his nipple clamps
… longs for cheesesteak bits to be lodged in his mustache
… thinks the South Beach diet is for pussies
… starts each day with a can of pork and beans


  1. Stonehands

    September 16, 2008 at 10:51 am

    … is fucking large.

  2. charlie

    September 16, 2008 at 10:52 am

    …ate my house.

  3. tamtam

    September 16, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    …has gas and is trying to cover it up

  4. Jason@IIATMS

    September 16, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    …Has a neck bigger than your waist
    …contemplating 4X shirts
    …hates UnderArmour
    …thinks these buttons are no match for his manziere

  5. Ray Romano

    September 16, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    ….Is NOT going to pay a lot for this muffler!

  6. Soy

    September 17, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    … angered that Kobayashi is famous for doing what he considers four square meals a day.

  7. Comedy Blog

    September 17, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    Props to Ray Romano for jumping outside the fat joke zone. At least someone tried.

  8. zefyr

    September 18, 2008 at 8:16 am

    CB, don’t forget the Nipple Clamps.

  9. Illuminati

    September 22, 2008 at 9:45 pm keeping his kids out of further legal trouble by ingesting them whole.

  10. tamtam

    September 25, 2008 at 12:16 pm

    …needs lipo, and maybe a bro/manziere

  11. Chubluvr

    October 2, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    Has a wanker the size of a Beer Can.

  12. tamtam

    November 2, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    actually, if you tempt him with a philly cheesesteak sandwich right in front of his face, andy reid WILL do the truffle shuffle!

    and all over philadelphia, people will vomit when he does do it

  13. Tony trump

    November 16, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Jeff lurie & andy reid should get fl?ts when they valet their cars at my hotel.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *