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Bedazzled Undertaker invades Dancing With the Stars

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Coming out to the Undertaker’s music mashed with an incredibly confusing techno beat, Warren Sapp pays homage to Blade and performs a dramatic twist that somehow manages to make him look like he weighs 175lbs.

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Doing his best impersonation of Hungry Hippo, a deceitful Sapp proudly carries on with his Bushwackers dance, only to punch his partner Kym directly in the face just seconds later.

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Still flattened from the unexpected blow to the face, an eager Sapp takes full advantage of his partner opponent and goes airborne for a perfectly executed King Kong Bundy splash, sending the packed house into an understandable raging frenzy.

10 Comments

  1. Stonehands

    September 30, 2008 at 8:52 am

    He really took the show into his own hands. I heard he insisted that the host, “put a jersey on”

  2. Von Kaiser

    September 30, 2008 at 8:56 am

    Sapp almost got Snuka height there, sick bastard.

  3. charlie

    September 30, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Nice jacket, holy crap.

  4. Zen Wizard

    September 30, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Heh, heh: “Hungry Hippo.”

    Good one…

  5. Hugging Harold Reynolds

    September 30, 2008 at 11:31 am

    I’d like to see him give her the “Mean” Mark Callous “heart punch.” Greatest finisher ever – a punch to the heart.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling_attacks#Heart_Punch

  6. Scott @ WFNY

    September 30, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    You sure that the last picture isn’t of him bouncing back up after landing on her chest?

  7. Soy

    September 30, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    I wish the Undertaker would go on this show. Comedy would never reach a plateau so high again.

  8. How do you spell retard?

    October 1, 2008 at 11:49 am

    @Soy

    Would Kane come out and chokeslam him in the middle of his dance routine?

  9. kingbee93

    October 2, 2008 at 10:54 am

    don’t b hatin u know he look good and stole the show dancing like a ( pro dacer that is) so give it up for the big man he’s got skills.

  10. TVFanNYC

    October 3, 2008 at 10:27 am

    This is nice. It’s like a fantasy DWTS league. When’s your draft? Also DWTS: Smackdown Edition is probably the best concept pitch of the last 25 years. If a TV exec finds this blog, they will steal this idea. Shhhhhhhhhhhh….

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