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Bedazzled Undertaker invades Dancing With the Stars


Coming out to the Undertaker’s music mashed with an incredibly confusing techno beat, Warren Sapp pays homage to Blade and performs a dramatic twist that somehow manages to make him look like he weighs 175lbs.



Doing his best impersonation of Hungry Hippo, a deceitful Sapp proudly carries on with his Bushwackers dance, only to punch his partner Kym directly in the face just seconds later.



Still flattened from the unexpected blow to the face, an eager Sapp takes full advantage of his partner opponent and goes airborne for a perfectly executed King Kong Bundy splash, sending the packed house into an understandable raging frenzy.


  1. Stonehands

    September 30, 2008 at 8:52 am

    He really took the show into his own hands. I heard he insisted that the host, “put a jersey on”

  2. Von Kaiser

    September 30, 2008 at 8:56 am

    Sapp almost got Snuka height there, sick bastard.

  3. charlie

    September 30, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Nice jacket, holy crap.

  4. Zen Wizard

    September 30, 2008 at 10:16 am

    Heh, heh: “Hungry Hippo.”

    Good one…

  5. Hugging Harold Reynolds

    September 30, 2008 at 11:31 am

    I’d like to see him give her the “Mean” Mark Callous “heart punch.” Greatest finisher ever – a punch to the heart.

  6. Scott @ WFNY

    September 30, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    You sure that the last picture isn’t of him bouncing back up after landing on her chest?

  7. Soy

    September 30, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    I wish the Undertaker would go on this show. Comedy would never reach a plateau so high again.

  8. How do you spell retard?

    October 1, 2008 at 11:49 am


    Would Kane come out and chokeslam him in the middle of his dance routine?

  9. kingbee93

    October 2, 2008 at 10:54 am

    don’t b hatin u know he look good and stole the show dancing like a ( pro dacer that is) so give it up for the big man he’s got skills.

  10. TVFanNYC

    October 3, 2008 at 10:27 am

    This is nice. It’s like a fantasy DWTS league. When’s your draft? Also DWTS: Smackdown Edition is probably the best concept pitch of the last 25 years. If a TV exec finds this blog, they will steal this idea. Shhhhhhhhhhhh….

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