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Don’t you see Crissy, those are ladies glasses


Nice choice there, madam.  Those badboys suddenly make Liberace a raging, keg tossing badass and Sally Jesse Raphael fashionably understated.  We definitely don’t need to ask to figure out they’re from the Gloria Vanderbilt collection.

The more we look at this old lady Cris Carter here, the more we realize he looks like some flamboyant, dismissive cartoon bird with the occasional wisecrack and an extremely high opinion of himself.

Picture of Crissy enlarged after the jump…


And for the hell of it, one of our other favorite Crissys…


  1. Zen Wizard

    September 23, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    The prissy, know-it-all, noblesse oblige facial expression really seals the deal, here…

  2. tamtam

    September 24, 2008 at 1:08 am

    obviously crissy was taking the hint from grandma-the bags under the eyes gotta see too!

    with regards to liberace being the badass, actually, elton john puts all the terrible choices in eyewear to shame.

  3. Stonehands

    September 24, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Somebody’s fabulous!

  4. Von Kaiser

    September 24, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    He looks like his name should be Ennis now.

  5. tamtam

    September 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    you might be right, von kaiser. based off the picture, ennis carter does sound like a more fitting name then cris 🙂

  6. Nationelle

    October 2, 2008 at 10:38 am

    Sarah Palin called, she wants her glasses back.

  7. tamtam

    October 30, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    cris looks like he should be wearing a gawdy chain behind those glasses and playing bridge at the old folks home!

  8. jawon

    January 13, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    No worries…this is the same guy who railed on about how the Cowfags were to win the Super Bowl, and the Eagles would in no way get past the Giants. Good call on both, shit-head. Maybe they are character glasses…Lord knows he has the personality of a douche bag. He is a typical Ohio State monkey with poor grammar and horrid diction.

    When he starts making sense and actually lends credibility to ESPN’s pregame (not just because he played the game), then he’ll get a blip on the radar.

  9. new orleans hornets

    January 26, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    have to say they just dont look manly!

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