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Don’t you see Crissy, those are ladies glasses


Nice choice there, madam.  Those badboys suddenly make Liberace a raging, keg tossing badass and Sally Jesse Raphael fashionably understated.  We definitely don’t need to ask to figure out they’re from the Gloria Vanderbilt collection.

The more we look at this old lady Cris Carter here, the more we realize he looks like some flamboyant, dismissive cartoon bird with the occasional wisecrack and an extremely high opinion of himself.

Picture of Crissy enlarged after the jump…


And for the hell of it, one of our other favorite Crissys…