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Eli doing his best to lure Morty Seinfeld out of retirement
- Updated: September 4, 2008
Somewhere in the lavish confines of Del Boca Vista, Morty Seinfeld is rummaging through dusty cardboard boxes at a feverish pace.
Inspector Gadget, however, is furious with this picture.
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