Sports Hernia Blog

Erroneous reports have Shockey carousing with The Sports Hernia


We’ve certainly been on our share of binges before, but 3-6 weeks?  That dude’s crazy.  Zing!

The Sports Hernia is currently wrapping its staff in latex as a precautionary measure.


  1. Zen Wizard

    September 23, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    I never seem to hear about any HOT CHICKS out with Sports Hernia.

    Maybe you should change the name to “Sausage Festival”?

  2. TheSportsHernia

    September 24, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Yeah, so far we have Ian Kinsler and Shockey all over our shit. Hopefully Serpenis Williams doesn’t fall victim to this injury.

  3. Stonehands

    September 24, 2008 at 11:11 am

    If he brings Vida, 3-6 weeks will be very manageable.

  4. Zen Wizard

    September 24, 2008 at 11:54 am

    If you post a picture of you guys doin’ the “Back That AZZ Up” dance with Bootylicious Williams, I will give you credit for TWO chicks.

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