Sports Hernia Blog

ESPN commenter banging on the door to greatness


Fascinating idea.  What we’d really like to see happen is for the players to wear a patch
of a giant cartoon teardrop so as to pay homage to the injured Tommy, who will now sadly be so bored without football he’ll be forced to boink Gisele every single night of the week.  Poor guy.

But we must say, we’re thankful to be privy to the outrageous wit that continues to ooze out of these ESPN commenters like a raging waterfall of sweat streaming from Patrick Ewing’s forehead.

Now that’s some good stuff!

(thanks to Jason at IIATMS for the tip)


Past commenting gems:

Braves 1-run win zing – 7/7/08
AL pitcher grand slam zing – 6/24/08
Full contact golf zing – 6/4/08
Spurs fans sleeping zing – 5/22/08
New Mexico’s ‘hungry wolves’ zing – 3/5/08
Fist fights, love fest zing – 2/15/08
Marbury Tin-man zing – 1/23/08
Kobe charged zing – 1/11/08
Cowboys ‘Cowgirls’ zing – 12/8/07
Vince Carter zing – 11/12/07
Orioles football zing – 8/23/07