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ESPN commenter banging on the door to greatness


Fascinating idea.  What we’d really like to see happen is for the players to wear a patch
of a giant cartoon teardrop so as to pay homage to the injured Tommy, who will now sadly be so bored without football he’ll be forced to boink Gisele every single night of the week.  Poor guy.

But we must say, we’re thankful to be privy to the outrageous wit that continues to ooze out of these ESPN commenters like a raging waterfall of sweat streaming from Patrick Ewing’s forehead.

Now that’s some good stuff!

(thanks to Jason at IIATMS for the tip)


Past commenting gems:

Braves 1-run win zing – 7/7/08
AL pitcher grand slam zing – 6/24/08
Full contact golf zing – 6/4/08
Spurs fans sleeping zing – 5/22/08
New Mexico’s ‘hungry wolves’ zing – 3/5/08
Fist fights, love fest zing – 2/15/08
Marbury Tin-man zing – 1/23/08
Kobe charged zing – 1/11/08
Cowboys ‘Cowgirls’ zing – 12/8/07
Vince Carter zing – 11/12/07
Orioles football zing – 8/23/07


  1. UpstateUnderdog

    September 11, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    all flags should also be lowered to half-mast for the rest of the season.

  2. TBone, TSH

    September 11, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    All boners should show some respect for Brady and be flaccid when the Patriots are playing.

  3. Gellman

    September 11, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    T.O. Cries For Tom Brady. “Thats not my QB man. But like all the people in Boston I just need a good cry over this…”

  4. Gellman

    September 11, 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Also, Beaker is a Pats fan?

  5. Zen Wizard

    September 11, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    The ENTIRE NFL, Old School?

    Like, even a Graphic Artist for the Buccaneers?

  6. Josh Neumann

    September 11, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Hilarious article.

    I hate to see anybody get injured, even Tom Brady, but this is the opening my Bills need, even if it would be a cheap division victory.

  7. TBone, TSH

    September 11, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    @Zen Wizard: Even Phil Beepo in the Bucs Accounting department?

  8. Marv

    September 12, 2008 at 12:43 pm

  9. Zen Wizard

    September 12, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    This is good stuff.

    How about everyone in the NFL get a tattoo of a teardrop on the side of their face?

  10. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    They should be wearing the patch, they should be doing alot of things. Sometimes they just miss the boat.

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