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K-Rod ties saves record, takes it in stride


When he eventually breaks the damn thing, expect an elaborate display of stadium fireworks while K-Rod performs an impressive array of martial arts, viciously beating down the invisible Dojo master he always appears to be dueling.   


  1. tamtam

    September 13, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    lol! the man is wild. not only does he have the most violent delivery ive ever seen, but his celebration is equally wild. he’s gonna hurt himself someday if he isnt careful

  2. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    September 13, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    I expect him to immediately remove his uniform and begin felating himself while the stadium PA plays “We are the champions”

  3. dougie

    September 14, 2008 at 10:09 pm

    He must force himself to be abstinent for the entire season, that’s the only thing that would explain this behavior.

  4. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Absolutly Amazing – this guy is really good. I wish him all thes best.

  5. Jason@IIATMS

    September 16, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Funny remember how the press was up in arms about Joba’s fist pump? This guy humps himself and they cheer!

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