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Mad Dog departs Alf look, heads straight for Lone Starr


It’s good to see Mad Dog is still sticking with the intergalactic theme. 

So if Russo is now Lone Starr, does that mean Mike Francesa is Dark Helmet?  No, no, that can’t be right, he’s gotta be Pizza the Hut.  Then again, we’d be crazy to rule out Major Asshole.  Wait, no, no, those can’t be right either, Francesa is clearly Barf.


Russo’s former mane, the Alf hair wisp.


  1. Zen Wizard

    September 18, 2008 at 11:05 am

    When he retires, he can be a Smithsonian exhibit: “What Men’s Hair Is Believed to have Looked Like in 1975.”

  2. tamtam

    September 18, 2008 at 11:52 am

    the resemblence is shocking…mel brooks would be proud to know that hes started a fashion trend 🙂

  3. Tony

    September 18, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    I wouldn’t say shocking, one looks like he is on steroids and a high impact tanning regiment. The other looks dumb founded by his own existence.

  4. Soy

    September 18, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    I bet Mad Dog isn’t a prince.

  5. BobsBlitz

    September 20, 2008 at 9:14 am

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