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MacGyver is not impressed with Jermaine Dye’s efforts

Seriously Jermaine, you better step it up and either make that grab or be covered in dirt when you get up. 

You see, MacGyver (first row, red Polo) finds your efforts to be lackluster at best and, on this play in particular, somewhat of a joke.  He’s a reasonable guy though, so if you’re willing, he’s more than happy to discuss the issue with you. 

While some of these other moronic plebeians in attendance were holding their breath in anticipation of what the possible outcome might be, MacGyver knew all along that you weren’t going to catch it.  Sadly, he knew it all too well and he’d appreciate it if your efforts matched the price of his seat, because he’s just not that entertained yet.


  1. Marv

    September 16, 2008 at 11:53 am

    I can’t tell if that’s McGuyver or McGruber.

    The guy’s a freakin genius, McGruber!

  2. Zen Wizard

    September 16, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    MccGyver is busy contemplating how he will commandeer a satellite–with a computer made with a broken transistor radio, a coathanger, twelve inches of used dental floss, and four cans of strawberry Fanta when he gets home.

  3. MacGruber

    September 16, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    I would’ve stormed the field, but only to show off my amazing hair:

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