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Rangers unveil left Styrofoam support for world’s largest DVD player

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Actually, what they’re holding here is an artist’s (perhaps color blind) rendering of the
new Rangers locker room and fitness center, part of a planned
$500 million renovation to Madison Square Garden. 

At first glance one might call the artist lazy as hell or simply ‘shitty’, and at second glance, they’d be right. 

Are we supposed to understand what this is, like, don’t they usually paint it and stuff?  Ya know, so you can tell what’s going on?

Once we had a chance to look deeper into the photo gallery, it all started making sense after we saw the inside of this "pre-paint job" Millennium Falcon.  We totally get it now:

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3 Comments

  1. Sports Blogger

    September 15, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Looks to me like it might be a little cold.

  2. Zen Wizard

    September 15, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    This all-white locker room explains how–when the rest of Wall Street took a major dip–the stock in Comet cleaner actually ROSE.

  3. Comedy Blog

    September 24, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    Are we sure this isn’t for a Lazerdisc player?

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