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Someone finally treats golf with proper level of respect

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The outrageous antics of Boo Weekley were quite refreshing, but they weren’t the first shenanigans to take place on a golf course.  Here’s a look at some of our favorites:

– John Daly fills up his golf bag with beer and promptly chugs it after sinking a 4-inch putt.

– During his later years, Chi Chi Rodriguez replaces golf club with dong for his cherished swordsman routine.

– David Duval botches his 72nd straight putt, forcing him to put himself in a vicious Piper sleeper hold and passes out on the 16th hole.

– Chris Berman and Phil Mickelson have a little too much drink at a celebrity golf tournament, inspiring their ill-fated wet tshirt contest, with Berman’s tits getting booed mercilessly.

– Down 15 strokes at Sawgrass, Fred Couples arrogantly wears outfit
made up entirely of $100 bills and proceeds to light himself on fire
before jumping into the lake at 17.

– A classic golfing faux pas occurs when Sergio Garcia pulls a giant dildo out of his bag instead of his putter, bizarrely causing everyone to pull dildos out of their own bags and begin jousting with them.

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– Up by 22 strokes, Jack Nicklaus finishes the back nine dressed as Giant Panther.

Boo Weekley rides the pony (Sox and Dawgs)

3 Comments

  1. Zen Wizard

    September 22, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    Here, here! It’s time everybody started respecting a sport that allows old white guys to dress up like a pimp, ride a tiny electric car, and have a valet hand them a club from a heavy bag they carry for them!

    After golf, I hope Future-First-Vice-Dude Todd Palin can build some respect for the sport of Snowmobiling.

    (Wait–is that a sport?)

  2. MadmanMundt

    September 22, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    Giant Panther couldn’t hold Starman’s jock!

    /still plays this game on an NES emulator

  3. ForWhomJayBellTolls

    September 23, 2008 at 2:54 am

    If Nichlaus is Giant Panther then Miguel Angel Jimenez is clearly “Kin Corn Karn”

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