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Danielle Sargent, huge fan of the NFL
- Updated: October 27, 2008
UPDATE: The video is no longer available but Sargent said to Singletary, "I heard Bill Walsh was the first to call and congratulate you." Errrrrrr, yeah.
UPDATE #2: The video still works if you go directly to the YouTube link.
UPDATE #3: Video here works again. Not that you care anymore.
Well done! Here are some other poignant words Danielle could've said to other league personalities if Fox had the ability to transport her all over the country yesterday:
"Coach Lewis, you guys just lost to the Texans 35-6. Do you think Paul Brown is happy he's dead?"
"So Darth Raider, you're 2-5 now and have roughly 20 wins in your last 90 games. Are you surprised Al Davis isn't dead yet?"
"Way to pull out the victory, Chad. What would be your first words to Dan Marino if he were still with us today?"
"Ok Rod, let's cut to the chase, William Clay Ford has been dead since the mid 90s, right?"
"The Rams have shown considerable spunk since you took over
for Scott Linehan, has Georgia Frontiere offered you a brumski yet?
HT: Hot Clicks