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Cowboys’ Newman joins debauchery with Shockey & The Sports Hernia

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Ok, so we’re barely over two weeks into this seemingly endless Shockey party train and now this

"A Cowboys source said Newman would be out with sports hernia a minimum of six weeks."

At the very least this means a trip to the White House.  Can’t freakin’ wait.

Here’s to hoping in the near future we’ll actually see a female athlete not named Serpenis Williams out with sports hernia.

2 Comments

  1. Zen Wizard

    October 9, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Just remember: It is considered mildly bad form in Texas to attack your own bodyguard, during a night on the town.

  2. tamtam

    October 9, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    nice! this should be more good publicity for you guys :)

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