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Cowboys’ Newman joins debauchery with Shockey & The Sports Hernia
- Updated: October 8, 2008
"A Cowboys source said Newman would be out with sports hernia a minimum of six weeks."
At the very least this means a trip to the White House. Can’t freakin’ wait.
Here’s to hoping in the near future we’ll actually see a female athlete not named Serpenis Williams out with sports hernia.