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Cowboys’ Newman joins debauchery with Shockey & The Sports Hernia


Ok, so we’re barely over two weeks into this seemingly endless Shockey party train and now this

"A Cowboys source said Newman would be out with sports hernia a minimum of six weeks."

At the very least this means a trip to the White House.  Can’t freakin’ wait.

Here’s to hoping in the near future we’ll actually see a female athlete not named Serpenis Williams out with sports hernia.


  1. Zen Wizard

    October 9, 2008 at 3:45 pm

    Just remember: It is considered mildly bad form in Texas to attack your own bodyguard, during a night on the town.

  2. tamtam

    October 9, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    nice! this should be more good publicity for you guys :)

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