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F***ing Phillies Fans

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I know most of you fans will not read this since the majority of Philly is either still wasted or in the local drunk tank, but…

Hey Phillies fans, FUCK YOU!

This
World Series sucked, and I was torn about whom to root for and I actually
decided on the Phillies because the Rays averaged 14,000 fans this year and
those fans didn?t deserve a trip to the World Series.

Also,
I kind of like Ryan Howard, Chase Utley and Jimmy Rollins – they all seem like
good dudes.  But let me just say this right now: the Phillies' fans do not
deserve those players or this title.

So
congrats to the players, they played a great postseason.  To the fans: get
FUCKED.  You are a bunch of zero class citizens in sports and in
life.  If the founding fathers knew
Philly fans were going to turn out this way, they would have signed the
Declaration of Independence in Trenton and nicknamed Philly the City of White
Trash Degenerates.

Last
night, when Bud Selig was introduced, he was booed mercilessly and that is
despicable.  I get it, he may have made a poor decision, but you guys just
won so shut the fuck up.  Your shitty town hasn?t won a championship (of
any kind excluding that arena football shit) in 25 years, so either cheer or
stick a thumb up your ass.

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Then,
when the president of the Phillies gave his little speech and congratulated the
Rays (just as every president, coach or manager does after any title victory), you booed him as well.  Are you serious?!  Are all of you such low-life pieces of shit that you are going to boo the mention of the Rays?  They are a nothing town and a nothing team, why bother?  What kind of shit-cave were you raised in?!  Act like you have been there before.

People
say Philly fans are known for booing, well then Philly fans are also known for
being the biggest shitbags on the planet.  They don?t deserve shit and I hope they have to wait 100 years for the
next time to boo during a championship game. 

Philly
fans, fuck you and fuck your liberty bell and fuck your shit inducing Geno?s
cheese steaks.  In short, please
get fucked in the ass by the golly green giant so you have to walk even more
bull-legged for the next 100 years.

-BigBadWeiss

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Disclaimer:  Big Bad Weiss, the mysterious scribe of the FU Corner, hails from parts unknown and his articles are delivered by a headless horseman.  He once punted a Yorkie.

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