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F***ing Phillies Fans

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I know most of you fans will not read this since the majority of Philly is either still wasted or in the local drunk tank, but…

Hey Phillies fans, FUCK YOU!

This
World Series sucked, and I was torn about whom to root for and I actually
decided on the Phillies because the Rays averaged 14,000 fans this year and
those fans didn?t deserve a trip to the World Series.

Also,
I kind of like Ryan Howard, Chase Utley and Jimmy Rollins – they all seem like
good dudes.  But let me just say this right now: the Phillies' fans do not
deserve those players or this title.

So
congrats to the players, they played a great postseason.  To the fans: get
FUCKED.  You are a bunch of zero class citizens in sports and in
life.  If the founding fathers knew
Philly fans were going to turn out this way, they would have signed the
Declaration of Independence in Trenton and nicknamed Philly the City of White
Trash Degenerates.

Last
night, when Bud Selig was introduced, he was booed mercilessly and that is
despicable.  I get it, he may have made a poor decision, but you guys just
won so shut the fuck up.  Your shitty town hasn?t won a championship (of
any kind excluding that arena football shit) in 25 years, so either cheer or
stick a thumb up your ass.

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Then,
when the president of the Phillies gave his little speech and congratulated the
Rays (just as every president, coach or manager does after any title victory), you booed him as well.  Are you serious?!  Are all of you such low-life pieces of shit that you are going to boo the mention of the Rays?  They are a nothing town and a nothing team, why bother?  What kind of shit-cave were you raised in?!  Act like you have been there before.

People
say Philly fans are known for booing, well then Philly fans are also known for
being the biggest shitbags on the planet.  They don?t deserve shit and I hope they have to wait 100 years for the
next time to boo during a championship game. 

Philly
fans, fuck you and fuck your liberty bell and fuck your shit inducing Geno?s
cheese steaks.  In short, please
get fucked in the ass by the golly green giant so you have to walk even more
bull-legged for the next 100 years.

-BigBadWeiss

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Disclaimer:  Big Bad Weiss, the mysterious scribe of the FU Corner, hails from parts unknown and his articles are delivered by a headless horseman.  He once punted a Yorkie.

25 Comments

  1. Gay Dancing Papelbon

    October 30, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    I’m afraid to drive anywhere past the poconos scared of all the cracker trash phillies fans who might uproot my suv and tip it over after the first sixers game.

  2. Von Kaiser

    October 30, 2008 at 8:33 pm

    Cool players, disgrace of a city.

    Get fucked indeed BBW, get fucked indeed.

  3. How do you spell retard?

    October 30, 2008 at 9:50 pm

    Boooooooo this post!!!
    /Delaware Valley’d

    And every city has shitball fans.
    http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/chicagobears.asp
    http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/dodgers-fans-douse-cops-with-beer/

  4. Big Shwan

    October 30, 2008 at 9:57 pm

    First of all solid article, I have to pay my respects, cuz you guys do your thang. But if I was a Phillies fan (which im not, Rockies until death), I would have booed Bud Selig too. Lets review; 1) He hasn’t done anything productive in the steroid issue, which has tainted the beautiful game of baseball 2) He declared the 2002 All-Star game a tie. The All-Star game is for the fans and to see a tie was unacceptable, just suck it up for another inning and finish it (N.L. wins of course). Other than that, Much Respect.

  5. tamtam

    October 30, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    @ gay dancing papelbon, sorry…papelboner: its probably in your best interest to stay up there in boston. american hates you now

  6. matt

    October 31, 2008 at 10:22 am

    i am a lifelong philly fan, and i happen to partially agree with you…however, it is the rotten apple spoils the bunch argument…believe it or not, the core philadelphia fan is not the bumbling drunk you see on t.v. throwing snowballs at santa claus (someone did dent jimmy johnson’s hair helmet once though)…as much focus as there is placed on the morons of south philly, it is warranted that you hate us collectively. but you shouldn’t…most of us are the best fans on earth. we stuck with losers for 25 years and kept coming back…let the good fans enjoy this one.

  7. Marv

    October 31, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Well put, Matt. I’d love to see video of that Jimmy Johnson incident you speak of.

  8. obama bin laden

    October 31, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    I like the ones who harass and intimidate a 9 yr old tampa rays fan. Good one fellas. You show that kid who’s boss.

  9. matt

    October 31, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    for the record…i was way too easy on the first go around. the fact of the matter is that there are morons at every sporting event i have ever been to. philly may have a larger concentration than some cities, but not all…after reading this blog again, it is aparent that big bad weiss is a complete and utter asshole…who calls themself bigbadanything? and enjoys watching giant anal sex? as for fuck the liberty bell?…if i thought bidbadasshole had finished 7th grade i would actually argue the importance of the liberty bell and how it symbolizes the very freedoms that allows him to write his bidbadblog, but i am afraid to use any adjective other than “fuck” for fear he may not understand. bull-legged? you mean bow-legged or walking like greg luzinski? i still shun the drunk, asshole philly fan…but for now, i wish bigbadweiss was at the parade spouting off his mouth to a one of them.

    nonetheless, a real philly fan would beat the crap of anyone taunting a 9yo kid…

  10. spelling ref

    October 31, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    bigbadblog*

    /fixed

  11. BigBadWeiss

    October 31, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    That is more like it Matt, I Heart Your Rage.

  12. Vipr

    October 31, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    What a bunch of fucking cry-babies.

    Philly > You.

  13. Chase Utley

    October 31, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    We are WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS! Piss off, cocksuckers! PHILLY ROCKS!

  14. Chase U.

    October 31, 2008 at 5:08 pm

    world FUCKIN champions!

  15. Susie from Philly

    October 31, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    On behalf of my recently deceased father, a lifelong Phillies fan who taught me to love the game – right back atcha, big guy!

  16. Cass

    October 31, 2008 at 8:27 pm

    Hey BigBadWeiss FUCK YOU… you don’t know what a fan is until you’ve met a real philly fan. As far as im concerned we’re the best fans on earth. We legitimately care about every sport in our city, so name another city that does with 4 major sports. YOU ARE A BUM and to be honest with you if I ever saw you I would kick your ass for the principle of things. YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT.

    Mike Casciano, Kutztown PA

  17. World Champions!!

    October 31, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    what an asshole…jealous as they get, but with half the brains. fuck off, shitforbrains half wit

  18. Caronimo

    November 1, 2008 at 7:19 pm

    Congrats to all the Phillies fans who posted comments and just vindicated BBW. Nice job guys, nice job.

  19. King Cole

    November 2, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    Kiss the trophy you jealous shitbags! Philly owns the baseball world, so fuck off.

  20. world of warcraft pro

    November 3, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Philly owns the baseball world… for now. you guys all proved weiss’ point by commenting the way you did.

  21. Reverend Paul Revere

    November 3, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Jealous much? World Fucking Champions.

  22. Reverend Paul Revere

    November 3, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    Jealous much? World Fucking Champions.

  23. JT - Philly Born - Trapped in The Midwest

    November 3, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    Its funny. Everyone hates on the Philadelphia fans, yet they are probably the smartest group of fans in the country. They know their sports and they love them. They should boo Selig, he’s a moron. They know who to boo when and if they get under the skin of the rest of the sporting the world then good!!! I went to a Packer’s game on a rainy Monday night wearing my Donovan jersey. He threw a game winning TD with seconds left to play. Some retard yelled at me on the way out that McNabb Sucked. Great timing!! Taunt me, but be smart about it. In Philly I might have got a comment about my ugly wife or my bad haircut, cause they aren’t stupid enough to shout crap that isn’t even true. That’s what fans are for, get under one anothers skin. Philly is the best at it. Grow up and take it like a man!

  24. Paul Morris

    November 5, 2008 at 11:45 am

    What town are you from, St. Louis. It’s so cute how you go to all the games with big retarded smiles on your face and cheer your team even when they suck, you know what that means your a bunch of fucking idiots. If your team sucks let them know, and when they are playing well let them know. In Philly we do that with the best of them, and you know who else does, Boston and New York -the other two greatest fans in the country. You can all get fucked for what care. Sit on a dildo and like it you fucking faggot Mid-western assholes.

  25. GM-Carson

    January 4, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    Fuck me? Fuck you! You’re a Yankees fans, so you should know damn well how a bunch of fans boo players, make dickheaded comments, and totally act obnoxious…because Yankees fans are that. Why doesn’t Philly deserve a title? You’re fucking jealous piece of self-righteous shit! Go ahead and spend another 9 billion dollars to attempt to get back in the playoffs you’re crybaby jackoff!

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